Absolute shit fucking day, holy Christ I haven't had a day of work that stressful and chaotic in years! It's ok though, I'm getting McDonald's now and gonna smoke a PHAT joint when I get home with it.
Skylier
@skylier.bsky.social
The AD account of a unicorn, DM for moots. Bi|Vers|Femme-NB|30s #TeamPreP Way too horny and taking it out on the internet Vers Toronto, CA
Bluesky can't die before I upload that Oblivion video with the Lil Wayne song replacing the combat music
A little hobby I've been very slowly working on is trying to masterset Milotic. Today I went out to a bunch of local card shops and (at some expense) found 7 to add to my collection.
After a long night of hookin. Trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me, and set me on fire, but ya know I didn't die, I had crystallized. And now im a glamazon bitch ready for the runway
Just came while high as fuck. Plugged up. In my back yard. Holy shit what an experience 😵💫😵💫
If you're thinking about giving a random person in public a compliment please do it, you underestimate how much it brightens their day. Im in a terrible mood right now, in physical pain from my laser appointment and a random woman in Popeyes told me my hair was super pretty and it made me feel great
BRO WHO CHOREOGRAPHED THIS WHAT!?!!?!!?
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 2w agoOh my god I think I found the video.
Question for my fellow degenerates: do you often jerk off to stuff that hits some of your kinks really well but has other kinks you are VERY not into so you just push past the not into kinks or skip by those comic pages/scenes so you can keep jorking it to what you are into?
Can I please be fucked completely into submission? I really need it rn
ur weird queer autistic feral therian babyfur slut neighbor will hold the line against corporate sanitation more than any one of your favorite tiktok twinks ever will
RuPaul says a lot of nonsense bullshit but he does have 3 sayings that are just iconic, great advice: 1. If you can't love yourself how the hell are you going to love anybody else? 2. If they ain't paying yo bills pay them bitches no mind. 3. We're all born naked and the rest is drag.
Gonna start a series of TikTok videos where I record people who stand on the left side of the escalator because at this point publicly shaming them is the only way I can resist the urge to yank them down the escalator
Care to join? We could beat this heat together! 😏 Art by the ever amazing 🎨 - @lostpaw.bsky.social 💖
I just saw a girl get on the subway alone in a short white dress with a "Birthday Girl" sash draped across her.....idk if I should judge her or feel really sad for her.
I just got the most unbelievable muscle spasm and my entire lower back seized up and I went to my fridge and huffed poppers to cure it. I really am a 30+ faggot
Espeon and Sylveon would make the cutest femme4femme lesbian couple
Northernlion livestreams is the reincarnation of Seinfeld for the millennial/zoomer internet generation
A TikTok series of videos where you are someone who has a full time work from home job 9-5 and you light up a joint at 4:20pm everyday until the day someone needs you between 4:20 and 5 and you have to answer a teams call high. "DAY 6 OF BLAZING UP AT 4:20 UNTIL MY JOB CATCHES ME!"
On today's edition of: 'New Kitchen Gadgets Skylier is very excited about now owning because she's in her 30s" I present to you my new nutmilk maker. Throw some raw soybeans and water in here, press a couple buttons and 30 mins later it's made me fresh soymilk! So yummy
Sometimes when I walk around Toronto I feel like Carrie Bradshaw in terms of how much I'm in love with this city 🥰🥰🥰
I find it concerning that so many people who buy these 'Famous OF replica dildos' don't understand that they are made WAY bigger than that person's actual size. Do y'all unironically think this random dude has a 9inch girth cock!?
