i'll have days of being lazy, stuck, depressed, and then i think about esteemed female lawyer Kim Wexler and i remember to lock the fuck in and get back to work.
toothpick
@toothpick.slut.dog
ΘΔ // 18+ // los angeles // 🎸 @dogparkdissidents.com
this new bidet slamming my prostate daily is making me feral the likes of which no woodland cryptid has ever been
day drinking cuz LA parking enforcement is claiming i got a citation for a car i sold over a year ago
i wish i had a tail so i could do that lil hole reveal raise while arching my back
i always try and use the hand dryers a little longer than usual so the shy shitters have some noise to make em feel safe
crazy how every single day bradley cooper looks in the mirror and just thinks “wow that’s bradley cooper”
me after dore alley this weekend
Camembert burger erupts when you take a bite
crazy to think about how we’re all just a bunch of creatures butt fuckin each other all the time
what is it called when you deeply loathe yourself for being given a nice gift by someone who loved you for nothing in return? my friend needs to know.
i love doin gay shit dressed up as a puppy doggy i love being 31 in the year 2026 and being openly gay dressed up as an animal in public!!!!!!
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
to all my LA friends, i haven’t been avoiding you. i’ve lived at work for the past year and a half, moved multiple times (landlord sold our house), and basically have not had anything resembling a life. making some changes here soon. i miss everyone. 💖🐶
i hate how furries now try and act like the cool kids in high school. you ain’t ever gonna be one big dog lmfao.
ngl i think a deep long hug from that charlie barkin fursuiter would heal some kinda trauma i got stored away
ur weird queer autistic feral therian babyfur slut neighbor will hold the line against corporate sanitation more than any one of your favorite tiktok twinks ever will
makes me sad how easily people fall for what i think is obvious grifting in our community. so many “content creators” that’ll fire people up with easy no-brainer social takes with some queer hatred sprinkled in to convince you that your weird neighbor is the enemy. idk man.
i got a hug from nick wilde today and i did not realize that that was a high i needed at 31 years of age
IM A PUPPY NOT A POLITICIAN OUT EVERYWHERE clickertrained.com
ppl have got to stop having a “why wipe your ass if you’re gonna shit again later” attitude in life
i hate how badly good it feels to get drunk and stay up late and talk to your friends and watch movies and plays games and be a Human Being.
nintendo needs to make me vocal director of all future projects… you can just tell these voices have seen the inside of an erewhon