How is it that real mango can be one of the most delightful taste experiences a human can have and artificial mango is like if the collective disappointment of men as a total was a flavor

Just left a genuine response on some guy's tiktok giving him an answer to a question. He asked about why someone leftist would take umbrage with him bringing up the Democratic party's abysmal handling of Palestine as a reason not to vote for them.

@latejulysnacks.bsky.social I usually genuinely love your snacks, but the flavor profile of this one is weapons grade

I know there are delicious Slavic foods out there, but every time someone on TikTok says "unfortunately Americans will never understand this Slavic [classic American food]" I know I'm about to see some bullshit

Hot take, but if you don't live on a farm and you let your cat outdoors and they get poisoned or hurt or killed. That is your fault and you're a bad owner and you shouldn't have cats

I miss the days when I didn't have to explain to people that government sponsored snuff films are abominable

I would like to apologize to the bean soup community at large my crockpot was broken lmao as soon as I moved it to the Instant pot it worked like a dream

Cryptid Chaos Entity@slaydelconnix.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is a call out post to all the lying ass hoes on tiktok. Trying to say that damn 16 bean soup is good and easy to make. That's some bullshit. #FartonWheels #Doordashtakethewheel

This is a call out post to all the lying ass hoes on tiktok. Trying to say that damn 16 bean soup is good and easy to make. That's some bullshit. #FartonWheels #Doordashtakethewheel

Is marked not safe from the @tokitokoro.bsky.social Jason Todd variant cover for Teen Titans #1 because Jesus Christ?? 🥵🥵🥵🥵

The Pinnacle of joyful human experience is a cat bringing you its favorite toy because it loves you and wants to play with you and trusts that you will be kind.

After fighting with Google for the last 2 hours I have to admit defeat. I do not want to use Gemini I want the old Google Assistant back. But I'm being forced to do so against my will

Attn talk to text: If you're going to insist on putting periods where I don't want them, can you at least commit to fucking capitalizing the letter that starts the next sentence because it's super fucking annoying having to go back and fix every first letter.

I love how in every fan fiction where Bruce is even a little bit bisexual, regardless of whether it's a main ship or not, everyone agrees that he's definitely boned Superman

Dear makeup companies: I am begging you to make all compacts open with a push button. Sincerely: a girl with long nails

@communistspy.bsky.social

Listen, in all seriousness we need to have like a prayer circle for @theonion.com because how do you write satire while living out a season of Veep

Literally every woman has met that particular brand of asshole, what on earth makes you think that you are at all interesting enough to make a film about what a fucking dork-ass loser you are?

The New York Times@nytimes.com · last mo.

Joe Swanberg's life got messy when he and his wife split up after more than 20 years. He started dating younger women and ended up in an elaborate love triangle. He told “Modern Love” about his experience that inspired his new film, "The Sun Never Sets." nyti.ms/4rfyJLb

And while we're on the subject of under/mis estimating people/things: my washing machine is broken, and I can't currently afford to fix it so I have turned to hand washing laundry.

Also, is this a safe space to say that I've never trusted Ed Sheeran. He looks like a police sketch of a flasher.

I apologize Mr. Macklemore, I was unfamiliar with your game #FreePalestine

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2mo ago

Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...

Double tap this time.

John@gemiston.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The voters slay Goliath.

I'm never going to watch any of this AI bullshit but genuinely what the fuck is with the AI drama about people with fingernail heads all over TikTok???

Genuinely, Ina Garten and Jeffrey seem to have the only perfect marriage. Love that journey for them

Ina Garten on the Phone

ALT: Ina Garten on the Phone

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I don't think anyone has ever been as tired as Yamato is after listening to Naruto's gay ass whining about Sasuke

Yamato from Naruto looking bored

ALT: Yamato from Naruto looking bored

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I'm rewatching old eps of Back to Basics and Ina Garten's ability to magnetically attract every single gay man in the tri-state area to be her friend needs to be studied. I mean this in the best possible way, I will hear no slander against my queen

stop taking the wrong damn people! ooh this one hurts #ripdollyparton

Since I'm job hunting right now, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for the CEO position for the following companies: Callaway Golf, LoveSac, Target, and Tarte cosmetics. I am confident that at the very least I could not do any worse than the current CEOs because wow y'all are stupid.

Not some infant on tiktok telling me that reading MLM means I'm fetishizing gay men. Baby I fetishize all men, I do not see them as people?

A girl on TikTok sent her boyfriend a picture of her neon rainbow leopard print nails and he responded with just "Ann Frank" and I have to be honest that sent me into orbit I have been crying laughing about that for the last 10 minutes