artists rendition

you’re telling me you were spanking it? in a bank?

such good vibes from this camera

it's not gay if it's a homie, it's just friendship, which is also gay

what’s a little head between friends

there he goes, schlangin schlong again

every guy in s1: you're the reason my life sucks!!!!! suletta mercury!!!!!!!!!!!! suletta: 🐶

documentary titled “me and my gigantic penis”

legsies askewn

sitting, bisexually

mrs edible came knocking at my door and she’s hitting hard

this camera is so vibesy

There’s more

from every angle 📸

Still obsessed with this photo to be honest.

(with great love and affection) faggot

calling you faggot but in a gender-affirming way

I’m not sure what day it is anymore so I’m just posting these! From our day at the beach, wearing a speedo for the first time out.. Even though I overheard someone making fun of me I still think I looked good! #Bear #Beach

homosexuality is asking your husband to take photos of your butt

a fag who’s about to fuck shit up

i'm pretty lax on how ppl refer to me (i'm aware i present very masculine) but when i have my pronouns in my bio with they as the first one my gender is pretty clear imo. just wanna remind ppl i'm not a man & calling me one isn't the sexy talk you think it is

the @chicagoreader.com's august print issue is out this week and it's all about surveillance 📹 i often write about ai and drones and alprs. but the stories in this issue focus on the quieter, more subversive ways people in power have built a society for fascism to thrive. more in my staff note:

The quiet infrastructure of control - Chicago Reader

Staff note: August 2026 Surveillance issue

chicagoreader.com

But we won't do anything to control the vehicles (the semi truck) that killed this child..... Cool cool cool

Streetsblog Chicago@chi.streetsblog.org · 5h ago

@blockclubchi.bsky.social: "Boy, 16, Killed In North Center Is 3rd Teen Death Tied To E-Scooters This Year."

I'm not a cyclist but I gotta point out green machine is correct to cattily call out that dollop does not need to expand because the most people I have ever seen inside this location is like 4 including the baristas

Streetsblog Chicago@chi.streetsblog.org · 5h ago

Argh! Why do cool Chicago bike shops die while Hummer dealerships live? Green Machine is a longtime supporter of SBC, so please consider helping them clear out their inventory by picking up something for your ride. www.facebook.com/GreenMachine... @activetransportation.org @chicritmass.bsky.social

sailors, it’s time to take charge of your vessels and bring them back in to port

Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · 10h ago

Keeping people constantly deployed has a mounting cost. www.ms.now/news/conditi...

yes. i think. i could do. with an ass in my face. please and thank you.

i’m always saying (ed. note: has never said this once before in their life)

i have an orgasm kink

POV: you’re behind me in traffic #teehee #girlythings