“what if people were nice,” isn’t a premise, my friend. a premise would be “what if people were nice BUT…” and that was a movie called “Pleasantville” and that one Treehouse of Horror where Flanders becomes a dictator
Sleepaway Champ
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Rapidly-decaying desert goth from New Mexico. Writing. Media. Immersive fiction. Union goon. Ascended Meow Wolfer. Collaborator for the news collective @505omatic.bsky.social. Plz give me a job.
have you ever heard a land acknowledgment followed by an acknowledgment of the zodiac calendar?
My wife always thought it was "I'm the firestarter, terrific firestarter!" and it's very, very cute
The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.
Bluesky's pervert community really missed their chance to put "Michigan" in posts of their dicks hanging out.
Michiganders: they sound like freakish muppets when they speak and they can't count.
Yeah, I worked on a union campaign. How could you tell?
I came out of an oatmeal-boring Lutheran church and yet my mom would buy me devotionals like this one (I remember this exact cover). They made me neurotic and ultimately made me quit religion.
Rodeo Punk Parade@rodeopunkparade.com · 2d agoDevil making you his plaything? There's a book for that! From the author of "If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open"
Less than six months before his death, Buster Keaton filmed the industrial-safety short The Scribe (1966), his final on-screen performance. He was still funny right to the end
Every take since the Odyssey has been people wishing their favorite director would adapt Gilgamesh. This is low-hanging fruit. And nothing compared to the 14th century military tour de force that is, “The Knight who Could Make Pussies and Assholes Talk.”
this is Baldr and this is the expression he makes for sixteen hours a day. what does he want? food? pets? a walk? pooping? he is a sphinx.
If you gripe about unhoused people, the solution will look like flock cameras! If you bitch about how people drive or their loud engines, the solution will look like flock cameras! Teens? Flock cameras. Loud music? Flock cameras. So: take a deep breath and stop being an irritable little prick.
One of those squads that hunts for nazis after WW2 but instead it's for everyone who worked on the webp file format.
i'm chill if they want to be lemmings
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes.bsky.social · 2w ago“Send me,” a likely reference to Isaiah 6:8, about the prophet Isaiah becoming God’s messenger. The implication here is that the military under Trump and Hegseth is fulfilling God’s mission. This is more theocratic Christian nationalism on display from the Department of War.
People point out movie tropes for the same reasons they point out argument fallacies, oxford commas and the fact that they're called "cartridges" and not "bullets:" because it's the only specialized field of knowledge they have and they want a gold star for it.
we went to a dinner party the other day that had Shrike Dessert
woooowwwwww this remix of “evidently chickentown” paisleydarkrecords.bandcamp.com/album/paisle...
Paisley Dark Edit Box 9, by Jezebell
1 track album
paisleydarkrecords.bandcamp.com
Nothing made me feel old like watching the Smack My Bitch Up video on youtube and realizing more than two thirds of it was censored.