Hey, Iran hacked a bunch of PLCs to sabotage water pumping infrastructure across the state. So if you need an excuse to talk about the plot of the movie Blackhat with your long-suffering wife, now is the time.
The Odyssey should have had constant needle drops from At the Drive-In's seminal album Relationship of Command.
Alcoholic farmer living in a house made of sod. Basically a hobbit.
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Drawing TV. Passable Scully imo. Mulder? Could also be Coach Taylor. Or Office Space guy. Hard to draw.
Taking off my nasty-ass work shirt the second I walk in the house like:
Been on a bit of an anti-intellectual tear lately. Something to do with a reaction to the limits of my own limited education & all the dumbest motherfuckers in the world running things while all the supposed smart people & institutions just sort of tut tut over it without doing anything. Bleak.
Can you fit a replica 1970s Knoscher fairing on a modern R nineT? According to this drawing I made: possibly
Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS Odysseus:
Attending the one Twins game I attend every year and it's SDSU night or something? South Dakota dogs my every step!
Recommend seeing The Odyssey in the theater so you can hear bros regurgitate stuff they heard on youtube about it in the bathroom while saying "uh" between every other word.
They called the Minnesota State Fair the playground of the world There was no place like it in the whole world like it when I was a youngster no place in the world like it We used to sleep on the space tower sleep overnight They uh they dont do that anymore They dont sleep anymore on the space tower
I have impressed a nice Chinese dude who flagged me down in the Costco parking lot with the low milage of my car.
Did some chores now I'm kickin' back thinking about how I'm a huge fucking loser which is a fine activity that is doctor recommended
Econ dweebs are throwing a fit because of a comic strip? Surprised they could get mad in the middle of a Monday like that. How could they possibly have time to post with all the work they are doing?
As yet unnamed baby still chilling in breech position. Refuses to flip over. Refuses to be photographed properly. Respect.