everyone who thinks that rhea's problem being tyranny are dumb bc the more text accurate and infitinitely funnier option is that she built a perfectly functioning civilization and when it started breaking down she went "i will let the goddes sort it out when she returns" instead of doing a/s

#fe3h watsonian explanation on why all three lords do better in the war when byleth/shez side with them

fw better be a prequel so i can write lysiclaude fics about claude reading dagda rpf and going "wow... based" at the straight shota content while lysithea goes "do you want to tell us something claude"

modern au leicester should be a parliamentary democracy but all of its parties should be corrupt patronage networks + a few regional grievance parties like "ordelian we hate the empire party" "daphneli galatea is ours party" and "gonerilite we hate almyrans until it's time to trade and profit party"

war of heroes -woke vs chud war of eagle and lion -woke decline vs chud resurgence crescent moon war -i just wanna grill (proto post-woke) vs chud unification war -dark woke-chud alliance vs dark woke -dark woke vs chud -dark woke vs dark woke vs post-woke vs woke 2 is this anything

theodora and ultand both have supports with cai and ne zha. if nydine does too fortune's weave will be peak oneeshota game

"if meeting the bare minimum requirement of a state (monopolizing violence within its borders) destroys it, it probably didn't deserve to exist anyway #naturalselection" -dedue molinaro

slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · 3w ago

similarly felix being like "you claim you wish to destroy the western lords and consolidate power to stabilize the kingdom but knowing you the process will destroy the kingdom too" at dimitri and dedue thinking "that sounds kinda based tbh" is way funnier

my take on black eagles in silver snow is that i will only accept them defecting if it was because the six of them specifically were being targeted by agarthans for actually being useful to edelgard and at some point all of them went "the workplace safety hazards here are insane" and ran off

ursula being a manager in vandahl... clearly the thing her and marianne's blood compells them to do is getting fat fucking stacks of cash

dimitri only stays in charge of the kingdom when rhea does not see him engaging in feral ten elites behavior, which is either hopes where he's reining it in or non-cf houses where rhea is captured in enbarr. when rhea has feralmitri has an ally it ends with her torching fhirdiad. much to think about

the funnier contrast to this is that five saints crest havers presumably got status competition brainworms and started practicing turbo patriarchy while their country's origins and identity are intertwined with a religion where the deity and founder are women

slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · 3w ago

ten elites descendants lore is like heartwarming: genetic superpowers and handheld nukes obtained via genocide make aristocracy less incestuous and sexist than irl

ten elites descendants lore is like heartwarming: genetic superpowers and handheld nukes obtained via genocide make aristocracy less incestuous and sexist than irl

three houses was my lolihet game, fortune's weave will be the shotahet game engage was the oneeloli game (f!annalear, f!veylear)

the most important thing in fortune's weave will be whether theodora can ara ara cai

hc on how they got the relics back -blaiddyd: "we need it for royal authority reasons" -fraldarius: "we need it to protect royal authority" -dominic: "we need it for defense on the western border" -charon: "we helped mediate remember?" -riegan, goneril, daphnel, gloucester: "here's some money"

slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · 4w ago

btw dietrich having a relic is itself kind of interesting bc the church did in fact take away the relics from ten elites after war of heroes and it seems like some didn't get it back until way later when they could present a compelling case for it (ex: gautier and sreng)

dagdan rep in fódlan: shamir fódlani rep in dagda: dietrich, fabio early adrestian empire and church of seiros' valiant efforts to make fódlan look like a normal place failed but gg, better luck post-3h

slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · 4w ago

dietrich: solving everything with murder is just how we did it in fódlan esmeralda: wow fódlan sounds like an interesting place some adrestian in enbarr: he does not represent us we do not claim him

i'm starting to suspect that fabio is in dagda for reasons that's not something related to loog's revolt but whatever goes down in dagda ends up being related to that anyway

>talimun is head of vandal merchants kingdom of vandals and alans reference???

nikke worldbuilding be like "the parent generation of current elites were so fucking evil that even the kids set to inherit that power decided that they needed to tone it down if they wanted to survive as a society long enough to win against raptures. except for syuen"

just learned that liberalio nikke actually did lib out in the main story bc she saw commander making friends with four beasts... amazing

concept: asian guy who thought north/west europeans would be proud of being descended from the barbarians who terrified rome and are disappointed to find out that they all wanna be roman instead

+fall of constantinople is 1453 and fw timeskip is in 1454 so maybe that's another possible motif here hmmm

slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · last mo.

romans used 753 bc as their own founding for stuff like secular games fortune's weave takes place in 1449 if you take away about 750 years fódlan is just entering the 700s aka the century when first mach war and faerghan secession happened

unironically hope this is how the regions of sothisverse are moving. fódlan tearing itself over internal contradictions? not dagda or almyra's problem, get dunked on

slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · last mo.

fódlan's just up there being parochial and isolationist, dagda is allowed to attack them as a treat

if dagda is based on rome including the founding year and fódlani imperial year is equivalent of ad then there's even more support for fortune's weave taking place close to and before first mach war

No longer calling good games 10/10. They’re either just games or Perfect Bird Time.

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Flamingo@flamingopunch.bsky.social · last mo.

i offer another eshmel but birb #FireEmblem #FE万紫千紅

i do hope fe18 validates my "dagda and almyra are the real great powers of this world and fódlan's their buffet zone" hypothesis,

it appears to be a prequel set before faerghus splits from adrestia

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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)@slotumn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

if fortune's weave is set right before the first mach war ~ faerghan independence period then maybe the reason there isn't a house lamine at start of 3h + descendants are in adrestia instead of faerghus has something to do with dietrich fucking around in dagda and finding out

hc that modern au fe3h citizenship laws would be adrestia: jus soli faerghus: jus sanguinis leicester: jus sanguinis + leges sanguinis + restricted/conditional jus soli