one of the rare times i open bluesky and it's to this

no iphone@fumovore2.bsky.social · 2y ago

girlcock foreskin call that womanhood

maiaverse cheque hitting

video length limit is too short here but i posted a cool math rock clip on my twitter :) x.com/slphrrr/stat...

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how are eyeballs sometimes red if eyeballs aren't even real in the first place

hmm his head is shaped exactly like an iron and there is a giant lump protruding from the top of his head . what could have happened to him . and why is he inside a safe

layla@slphr.bsky.social · 2y ago

forensics would be so easy in the tom and jerry universe

forensics would be so easy in the tom and jerry universe

Layla (pictured below)

NO!! NO NO NO NO!!!!! (changing my mind) Yes ,

doctor said im too reddit and i have 42069 days to live

Empire State Building for scale

Hourly Foxes@foxes.hourly.media · 2y ago

u can literally just go around killing people for fun btw

[Judging At The Hague] Yikes ! Not Very Wholesome Chungus Of You Bro

few people know this but you can also throw Australians like boomerangs too

imagine eating a rly bright light and it turns u into a skin lantern for like 3 days

I do not have organs inside me I actually have little seeds like an apple and my balls are avocado stones

They call me unemployed because I make no money

i refuse to support artificial intelligence until openai's policies allow chatgpt to roleplay sucking the hell outta my toes

(White woman scooby doo villain) And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids - and that sexy fucking hound!

The word "Women" is derived from the prefix "wo," meaning beautiful/sexual, and the word "men," which means bros

why do psychedelics when u can just play a 6 minute song on guitar hero and then look away from the screen

sock is in the hague using neurodivergence to excuse their war crimes

Layla Sighting

vayre and glorkglunk make my bluesky tl so . . . interesting