Gina Gershon's new memoir is entitled AlphaPussy, and she narrates the audiobook, which means she says "AlphaPussy" quite often with all the effortless confidence one might expect from someone who is Gina Gershon.
Sarah Don't Care-ah
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Pronouns: she/her I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect. [shreds guitar solo] Being bitchy in Buffalo NY
When I saw this headline I just assume they did it behind his back somehow.
John Schwartz@jswatz.bsky.social · 2h agoBobby blinked. This is good news. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/05/h...
I'm having some beers and rewatching "Strictly Ballroom" tonight, and no one had better fuck with me.
I have betrayed Charlotte twice tonight - first I made her get out of the tub so that I could take a bath, and then I didn't notice her staring when I was eating some sharp cheddar. I shan't betray her thrice.
If I drop a bit of dry pasta on the floor? GAME ON.
Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · yesterdaySomeone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
Why am I suddenly getting a ton of antivaxx bullshit on Meta sites?!?
In today's "Well, that's new" moment, Charlotte saw me putting on sunscreen and started meowing insistently. So I pretended to put sunscreen on her while she purred and purred.
IDK it seems like a grilled cheese and Snickers bar kinda night
Mom: I know you're at work, so I'll call you later. Me: Fuck that, I'll call you now! (I have a strict "Call my mommy when she wants to talk to me" policy)
If you deny that COVID pushed our hospitals to the limit, vaccines work, and healthcare workers are heroes, you should not be allowed to hold public office, let alone lead a health agency.
They think they're being clever eugenicists by saying that people with "underlying health issues" don't matter, but >75% of U.S. adults have a chronic condition (including 60% of age 18–34). So what they're really saying is "nobody matters, it's okay if everybody dies from inadequate regulation."
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d agoBreaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
making sweet love to the Spongebob Squarepants ukelele music
My lips have been going through it lately, and I don't know what made them so upset.
The rewriting of every Democratic Party failure to win an election as the fault of progressives is really something.
Thunder is here, but Charlotte is an independent lady and is unbothered
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And this is why we should cite Abby’s reporting and not other news outlets aggregating it 🙂
Abby Vesoulis@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 3d agoI first got 1000+ pages of court documents from Miller & Moreno's custody case. Anybody can request these from Cuyahoga County. I reviewed those by myself, one by one—no AI involved!—and the filings pointed to police reports. I then sought those out separately and spent days combing through them.
Hot take: movies based on video games do not need to be replicas of video game storylines, as long as they have *the vibe*
IGN@ign.com · 4d agoResident Evil director Zach Cregger has seen all the comments about the snow and iPhones in his new movie, but he said he's got a good reason for why he "took liberties" with the lore. For more: https://t.co/bjLYW7KSKH #SDCC
Commercial: On top of everything else, you're trying to lose weight. Me: The fuck I am!!
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I like this notetaking example. it is a good case of how gender works. Notetaking has never been about producing a transcript. It is a bureaucratic skill in the 20th c. organixarion because it is SENSEMAKING. Those women socialized to take notes? They have been doing men’s metacognition for them
Jennifer Romig @jennifermromig.bsky.social · 4d agoNotetaking in meetings is tiny case in point - used to be some predictable social assumptions who would do it; now anyone can offer to do ”notetaking” by turning on the AI listener. Further interesting scenario is human recollection / notes (taken by habit by a person) conflict with AI summary
I keep getting followed by fake Luke Bryan accounts, which is hilarious to me because I don't enjoy his music, and I think he looks like a thumb. Or like Butthead in the flesh.
Beavis Says Whoa
Alt: Butthead Says Whoa
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