remaking my happy wheels level after finding out chuck norris was homophobic
I've felt it too y'know. That feeling that you're only good for peeing with your pants around your ankles; the cowboys used to do that. I'd make a pretty good cowboy don'tcha think? You would too if you weren't the one deciding.
ah man sorry I can't that day, I'm taking my uncle to his cryogenics appointment
my wife keeps trying to feed me veggieslop when i want dessertgem
I always get my sandwich cut in half at jimmy johns and when I forget I feel like Scooby Doo
they should bring back pangea like they brought back og fortnite
i need James Webster to write his novel so i can know wtf is going on at CASLTEデザイア