Due to inflation it’s now 6 girls 3 cups

I don't know what that is. And you know what? I don't WANT to know.

The faster we all learn that there is no "right" way to cook a pizza, the faster we can progress as a society.

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · yesterday

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:

Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says

Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...

bloomberg.com

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is what I'm driving to go fuck your mom

You will have that until you accept that Iran controls the strait now.

The Virginian-Pilot@pilotonline.com · 2d ago

Cargo ship reports being struck in Strait of Hormuz as US, Iran claims about talks diverge: https://mrf.lu/2Zv2J

Don't be a haley stevens. Be one of the online cool kids that are relentlessly cyber-bullying her.

Robbing a bank by walking in and threatening the tellers that I will start a podcast if they don't give me the money.

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MOOOM!! Grampa printed out his tweets and is showing them to us again! make him stop!

This post is the official petition to retvrn to calling "Marijuana" it's rightful, traditional term: "Reefer" If you support this initiative, please sign below.

I think I may have contracted a case of Trumparrhea. I'm poopin my brains out over here.

Post your hottest music take. Brian Johnson is a far better leader singer than Bon Scott but that still didn't save AC/DC from sucking.

Lynn: Let's storm the Bastille@auberon.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. The Misfits are actually comedy

LOL. They gonna bomb Iran one too many times and shit is really gonna fly off the handle.

Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول@faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 5d ago

BIG: The U.S. and Israel are preparing a major joint bombing campaign against Iran’s energy infrastructure, including power plants and refineries. Trump has not given final approval, but strikes could begin this weekend.

here we go again

RFK Jr just stole Jimothy's penis.

You know who else thought that fighting on two fronts was a good idea? That's right.. ADOLPH HITLER

Dime Candie@dimecandie.bsky.social · last yr.

We're Democrats. Fighting a war on two fronts. The Bernie "Left" is just as dangerous as the right.

I’m just basing this on what other species do when one of their own goes rogue but I feel like if a guy’s business model involves making everybody stupid & gatekeeping the collectively earned knowledge of humankind in order to charge people for it we kind of have to rip apart & eat that guy.

Dylan Roth@dylanroth.bsky.social · last wk.

“We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.” - Sam Altman. I will never stop thinking about how nakedly evil this is, and it has framed every single AI headline I’ve read since.

This explains all my bad poasts. It wasn't me that flopped... it was the rooskies!

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · last wk.

Well, this explains a lot of your behavior. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...

Only 62% more to go!

Trump Progress Bar@trumpprogressbar.bsky.social · last wk.

Donald Trump's 2nd term is 38% complete.

Your lies have no effect there.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last wk.

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

Oh look everyone! Alex Jones has flip-flopped on trump for the hundredth time. Pay attention to Alex Jones!

FOX8 WGHP@myfox8.com · last wk.

Alex Jones calls for immediate Trump impeachment

Seems bad.

30-year Treasury yield hits highest level since 2007 after Fed keeps rates unchanged

The rate-setting Federal Open Market Committee left rates unchanged at the range of 3.5% to 3.75%.

cnbc.com

enough.

If it's yellow, let it mellow? Hell yeah I let it mellow! I fucking love it when my entire house reeks of PISS

I'm the 56 year old soy bean farmer that only voted for Trump because he recieved the coveted endorsement of Lil Pump. Now that my farm has been driven into bankruptcy due to Trump's insane policies I am now completely disillusioned by politics... and Lil Pump.

the entire internet is just a scaled up version of the worst possible newspaper comment section from 20 years ago now, on purpose

According to Al Jazeera, Israel has quintupled it's public relations budget in the US to 730 million dollars. LMAO.

Oh my god Trump crapped everywhere at Lindsey’s big sendoff to Hell. The media won’t tell you this but there it is. Absolutely disgusting display from the commander in chief.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

look at the guy behind Trump (who is asleep). it smells crazy back there