Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater in Los Angeles he/him
Hearings like this are a reminder that if you work for Donald Trump, you are a person of low character and have no integrity. There are no exceptions.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 51m ago😮 Trump's nominees are the most pathetic men in the world 😮 During a hearing, Blumenthal made Trump nominees squirm by asking them who won the 2020 election -- a question they refuse to answer -- but then Schiff upped the ante by asking them *who won the 2016 election.* Here's a supercut:
They’re all rabid, flailing, and terrified. Trump is more of a disaster than anyone could have possibly anticipated, but republicans still can’t get out from under his massive pedophile shadow. They are all going crazy in their own special way.
Militia Etheridge@wehrmanm.bsky.social · 13m agoIndependent of this being just astonishingly embarrassing Pure Fucking Loser™ energy from the 2nd highest elected office in the nation, why is he going after Marc Theissen, who's been WaPo's GOP lickspittle dating long before the paper went all to hell? No pity for Theissen, but this seems dumb?
Formerly portly Vice President now reduced to making fat jokes in near open acknowledgement of his own failure morally, politically, and as a man. This is what a person who’s been stripped down to the wiring looks like. An empty husk and a total embarrassment to himself and humankind.
You know you’re a pathetic worthless loser when Adam Schiff is able to toy with you like a cat batting around a mouse before tearing its head clean off
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 1h agoSCHIFF: When Trump ran against Hillary Clinton, who won? CANDEUB: Um. Trump was certified as winner S: Did he in fact win? C: He was certified S: Do you have some doubt about if he won? C: I have no doubt he was certified S: When did it become so difficult to answer such a simple question?
Today, in the spirit of party unity, despite the fact that Amy Klobuchar permanently shattered my faith in humanity with this post about birds in our darkest hour and as a result I dislike her strongly, I will endorse her for governor of Minnesota over Mike “Insurrection Pillow Man” Lindell. LFG
Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar.com · 2y agoMy bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
He really said “the late great Hannibal Lecter.” If that isn’t the most demented goddamn shit I ever heard. What the fuck.
LMAO. Literally anyone could call Donald Trump and he’d pick up because he’s a demented piece of shit who has a pathological need for constant attention
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2h agoLindell: "I know a guy. I have an advantage over everyone up here. I can call up the president!"
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
Holy fuck this guy is really sick. He is accusing his ex wife of not caring about their daughter and he’s still ostensibly in this race. There’s something wrong with these people where they just can’t shut the fuck up and stay off TV. His campaign staff appear to have entirely given up.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h agoRep. Max Miller on his ex-wife: "It's sad to see that the only person this affects is our daughter, someone I don't think she cares about very much"
Journalism has become the art of stubbornly refusing to draw the obvious conclusion
You’d think a guy this stupid, ugly, inarticulate, and universally reviled wouldn’t go on TV nonstop around the clock. It’s just weird at this point.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h agoBLITZER: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? FETTERMAN: Yeah, absolutely. And I agree with a lot of Democrats too. I called trash Platner.
Sentient pink slime. Leave these guys in the sun you get chicken nuggets an hour later.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h agothe vibes are rancid
Haley Stevens gonna be in Kalamazoo selling data centers in two weeks flat
Live footage of Haley Stevens rallying her supporters
Ian Miles Schlong@tedcruznipples.com · 13h agoHaley Steven gives pennywise vibes for real
MAGA is a bunch of dogs being trained to shit-on-demand.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
There has to be a legally actionable statement somewhere in here. This is simply not ok.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 22h agoRon Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
The white house already stinks. It's one of the things you notice most on tour. The place is dirty and stinks.
The “you know it smell crazy in there” levels at the White House are now off the charts
One of these days he’s just gonna go whoops and splat right on his hideous ogre face and that’ll be it
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoTrump gingerly goes down the stairs of Marine One and staggers across the tarmac with what looks like a slight limp
Jeb Bush going full Jeb Bush is the whole reason we’re in this mess. Maybe this will reverse the curse once and for all. Watching for signs of Trump going full Lindsey Graham.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayBrooke Rollins goes full Jeb Bush: "I think may be due for another applause"
As the President might say, Emmer is a “decrepit corpse”
Ian Miles Schlong@tedcruznipples.com · 22h agoI love how these people think they’re still owed basic respect from us. I don’t give a fuck if his head fell off. I’ll say what I’m gonna say.
