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how can I make me more boring and stupid? / PNW
not all white people die in hot air balloon sex related incidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon sex related incidents
Playboy@playboy.com · 16h agoWould you have sex in a hot-air balloon?
David Cross as Tobias Fünke in Arrested Development, standing around the movie studio water cooler, exclaiming “I’m so tired of people talking about this ‘Choosin Texas’!”
the most underrated aspect of amateurish mawkish punk zine writing is that it dares the reader and the writer to be fearlessly hopelessly in love with the world in a particular way that things more polished and poetic never seem to articulate as well
when you roll up to the gig and the place looks like this you know the middle aged pit is gonna go crazy
Catbus@catbus.phd · 3d agoorder a cocktail invented after 1956 here and they'll never find your body
iirc “PORNTIPSGUZZARDO” is the infinite money cheat code for SimCity 2000 on the Mac
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d agoName a cheat code in a videogame.
one time on tour my band stayed with @spaceplans.bsky.social and after he went to bed I filled a half empty gallon of “orange drink” with whiskey and called my dad raging drunk in the middle of the nite to tell him how cool Led Zeppelin is, my past behavior absolutely deserves to be made light of
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4d agoi’m not gonna screenshot their message because i feel like that’s half the reason they sent it but some dipshit DMed me to scold me for making light of addiction. damn straight i make light of it lol it’s ruined enough of my life
this crybaby traveled halfway around the world to whine about Hasan Piker to 10 people
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 5d agoRoom empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
the only thing Tucker Carlson regrets about spending time in the right wing media sphere is that he waited so long to start his own agitprop network
Steve Inskeep@steveinskeep.bsky.social · 6d agoOn NPR’s Newsmakers, Tucker Carlson says Trump should be removed from office, and also speaks with regret about his own long career as a TV partisan. youtu.be/pHhJM3Fg9jw?...
as someone who used to Post Harder, having a toddler has taught me that there are only like three hills worth dying on and none of them are on the internet
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2w agoteaching myself to ask "why are you picking this fight right now" before posting has made my overall bluesky experience a lot more positive
“really? I’m still up to all the same shit only with a spouse and kid?”
𝐑𝐞𝐦 🕋@obsidian.blacksky.app · 2w agoWould 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
We need people who make shitty music to have good politics. That’s most of the music.
hey all, I’m putting together a meet and greet for all the leftists who haven’t personally apologized to Toby, DM me your info and I’ll let you know your place in the queue
Toby Buckle@polphilpod.bsky.social · 2w agonow, it wasn't the only thing that cost of 2016 there's a half dozen 'but fors' (comey letter), but it is one of them & the left has never recognised it or apologised for it & that's a serious sore point for a lot of people
the weed better have me like this or I’m gonna demand a refund
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2w agowhatcha thinkin?
Macklemore also has a rep in Seattle for being friendly to waitstaff and a good tipper
that would be Mogwai + Isis with @spaceplans.bsky.social back when we had fewer gray hairs
Jimusic@jimusic.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat’s the loudest concert you’ve ever been to?
you can trust Talarico when he talks about “genetic abnormalities” cuz he was born without a spine
Richard Mhortai@mhortai.bsky.social · 3w agoMore Talarico.
went to In n Out with the toddler for the first time and they gave us paper placemats with pictures of the menu on them so now he’s telling everyone his favorite part of vacation has been “getting a big picture of a cheeseburger”
Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too
movies like this are the reason the Martin Scorsese “absolute cinema” meme exists
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · 3w agohow is this real
some drunk guy kept yelling “Free Bird!” at Built to Spill so they pulled him on stage and made him sing it while they played it
Ken Lowery@kenlowery.bsky.social · 4mo agoFavorite cover you saw live? Top of mind for me is FIDLAR *opening* their show with a ribcage-rattling cover of Beastie Boys's "Sabotage." Talk about One Weird Trick to make a crowd high-energy from the jump Recently: NIN covering "I'm Afraid of Americans"
your rolling waves are on point bestie 🙏
@fravery.bsky.social · 4w ago"Rolling Waves at Point Betsie" Jef Bourgeau artwork
