Alec of Essex
@smokesniper.bsky.social
Conveyancer, soundwave collector, berk
Pleased to announce I've been cast as the new Bond. Movie will be 90 minutes of political procedural as bond works through government approvals for his new position, one brief fight in a stairwell with a Russian spy, then 30 minutes of police interviews and gardening leave. Summer 2027.
Do you want to build a snowman It doesn't have to be a snowman It can be a cybertronian dinosaur
Won summat on the premium bonds.. so preordered missing link soundwave.
9 months of wegovy but its still odd to me that I eat a normal person sized portion of food and.. its enough.
So, tfn this weekend. I'll be in a field in Margaretting, trying to encourage the best out of some teenagers and making clicking jokes, while trying not to shrivel up in the heat. Have fun everyone.
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
People describing Armada parts as vintage make my teeth itch.
Have you ever fought a duck? Do you want to? Have you considered taking a holiday to get over your desire to fight ducks?
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
the british 'state' does not exist, cannot fund anything, cannot fix anything and certainly cannot create anything for the future and the prime minister's main job is to be a sin eater to absorb the public's hate while the ruling class rip more copper from the walls and ban complaining about it
This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage
Are you *checks notes* Might want to get that checked out
Now in sensible size. Looks questionable but tastes like sour skittles
Plaid cymru now the biggest party in Wales. I mean, fine, but, is their dj actually any good?
Took my 101 year old blind grandmother to vote this morning. She loudly asked which box elects Fenrir and brings about Ragnarok. Everyone cheered.
Tottenham believed to be looking at Graham Stuart as their next head coach as, like the English nation in 1603, they look to move on from the tudor dynasty.
The clocks go forward this weekend, but somewhere in that hour we skip, it is watching us.
Watching some debt commentary videos on YouTube, and it is terrifying how in debt some people are and also how so many.. Just.. do not understand debt.
Ides of March on mothers day seems a dangerous crossover
Liverpool vs Tottenham tomorrow. What do we reckon, losing teams manager gets sacked?
I'm the reason for some of the warning signs at Chalkwell Railway Station
Kayla Cromer Official@kaylacromer.bsky.social · 5mo agoTell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
Spoliers ahead for clair obscure expedition 33. Finished the second run of clair obscure. Did the maelle ending the first time, and that is the bad ending. Did the verso ensing second time and.. well, it's not a good ending, but it lacks the horror of the maelle ending.
US Supreme court says no to daddy? Some people are falling out of hotel windows this weekend.
The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.
Uk: epstein allies get arrested South korea: insurrectionist president jailed America: Obama is a monkey and the dow is over 50k. Land of the free... in the sense of having no consequences?
