april (villainous lesbian)

@smokestack.mom

lots of smut microfiction. coworkers enter at their own risk. DM’s are open. lesbian, mom, she/her, 21 years HRT 🏳️‍⚧️, estradiol superfan. pfp by @furboz.

i get a lot of DMs asking for more naughty pics, which is (mostly) flattering but i honestly don’t take _that_ many. that said, i did stay in a hotel recently and so here you go, enjoy your middle-aged MILF action. can even see how my new tattoo is settling in.

twenty years of women’s sports under my belt, without which i doubt i would be here today. it gave me confidence and extroversion and made me love my body. i’ll never let these assholes pry it away from me, and it’s fucked that they’re trying to take this away from a whole new generation of girls.

Sydney Bauer@sydney-bauer.com · 2mo ago

If you are trans and you want to play sports I want you to know there will always be spaces for you even if this government tries to tell you at school you are not welcome. Sports are for everyone. I promise.

some trans girls on the discords said i should post what a BBL can do for one’s hips. so here’s the result. will shrink a bit from here but still feels pretty impressive. (i didn’t have a ton of body fat so it was taken from the arms, back, and abdomen)

big day for me as it marks the 21st anniversary of my having started HRT. kind of crazy to have been taking estrogen for longer than 16-year-old me even thought he would be alive. and now look at me, in my mid-40s and happily aging into an old woman’s body. this shit fucking rules.

@aurahack.ca hey, quick question for you! my "f*ck my future self" tank is getting a bit ratty -- I don't suppose you happen to have it for sale anywhere, or plans to do so? (also, is that piece in one of your itch packs? i'd love to use it as my tablet lockscreen)

finished up the color half of my vulva tattoo, and i could not be more happy with it. surprised it’s such an uncommon tattoo for how cool it looks. (that said, whew did the color half hurt… owwwww)

why cilantro? why couldn’t it be something more interesting? imagine a world where, for one in ten cocksuckers, cocks tasted like dish soap. you try to go about your life—it’s not like you’re happy about it—but everywhere you go people are constantly telling you how delicious cocks are.

those who know me know that i write a decent amount of smut, but those who _really_ know me know that I do a LOT of editing. one of the big things i do is help publishers get fancy formatting working across ebook readers. getting this one to work on the kindle is maybe my greatest triumph yet.

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someone really should have told me how difficult it would be to masturbate with a fresh pubic tattoo smh (also this is the worst itching of my life, between the tattoo healing and my hair growing back ahhhhh)

finally got a start on a tattoo that i’ve been wanting and also searching for a good design, for a long time should hopefully end up with some bright pink pretty flowers in a month or two. squee!

driving home with my wife in my miata tonight. and up ahead i see this 1960’s era red convertible, also top down. i pull up next to it and look over to wave and there’s a dude fully dressed up like santa claus driving it. he’s got a cigar in his mouth and when i wave he looks over and gives me a 🤙

my daughter (age 9): hey mimi, i know how to get away with murder me: uhh… how’s that? my daughter: before you do it, take a really long bath so your fingers are all wrinkly and don’t leave any fingerprints

most people on a sunday morning: yawning, drinking coffee me: frantically searching for her one thong so that she can get her ass tattooed in front of tens of thousands of people at a local tattoo convention

went to a panel on menopause and perimenopause at con this year, and it is shockingly clear how much more that trans women know about women’s hormones than cis women. which is super fucked because cis women should absolutely have the same ability to do what they want with their own bodies.