Smoking Hare

@smokinghare.bsky.social

I love corvids and manatees and wish I could spend more time drinking beer and playing board games and less time gazing into the abyss. Profile pic by IG: rivuletpapet

It's like running into a dingy dive bar and yelling "HEADS UP, THIS PLACE ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS THE BAR AT THE W HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE" Like ok well the W doesn't let you do coke bumps by the garnishes, what are we talking about here

Starmer wasn't elected on his own merits so much as conservatives were rejected, people were sick of Tory shit and he came along and did more of the same Tory shit people had already rejected, it's painfully obvious why he's so despised. "But he's a centrist!" CENTRISM IS NOT A VIRTUE, GOODNIGHT!

Quote-post with a more cringe picture, I dare you. I truly don't think you can. Your great grandchildren still won't be able to in 100 years. This is the ultimate cringe artifact and I call on everyone to try to beat it

Ricky Gervais posing in jeans and a crown of thorns, "atheist" written on his chest in red paint, crucified on a stand-up mic.

I would use AI for one thing and one thing only, to block every single post on social media related to US-politics because there is no amount of keywords I can block to ever escape it. Implement that @bsky.app, every non-american in the world will come running to the site

Last week Quark spent 3 days at the vet for acute gastroenteritis, but he's thankfully doing a lot better now ❤️ Poor thing lost a lot of weight and was so exhausted when I brought him home (left). He's finally starting to get back to his normal self after a week of cautious feeding and drinking

Ginger cat Quark lying face down in my lap, exhausted after his illness and stay at the vetGinger cat Quark lying comfortable in a fluffy duvet

Quark is staying a second night at the vet. He's still not eating and not urinating, and ultrasounds have not revealed any internal blockages or injuries. They will try tube feeding and a catheter in hopes of sparing his liver and kidneys. I just wish I could be with and comfort him 😔

Ginger cat Quark lying in a cupboard under a shameful amount of shot glasses and next to an aquamarine le creuset mug and a nug with dandelions painted on the side.Ginger cat Quark lying by my side in bed, head on my upper arm and paw on my chestGinger cat Quark sleeping peacefully next to me in the sofa, resting his head and paw on my thigh as my left arm is wrapped around him