The Onion getting my ass yet again
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
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I love corvids and manatees and wish I could spend more time drinking beer and playing board games and less time gazing into the abyss. Profile pic by IG: rivuletpapet
The Onion getting my ass yet again
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
Hm, I went on vacation and turns out I'm a loser here too. I think I'd like a refund
It's like running into a dingy dive bar and yelling "HEADS UP, THIS PLACE ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS THE BAR AT THE W HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE" Like ok well the W doesn't let you do coke bumps by the garnishes, what are we talking about here
Writing comics in the 50s was easy mode. It's the same in every field. You look at experimental psychology and people built an entire career off of proving that people like good things better than bad things, and that the colour blue "feels colder" than red
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1956
This post is gonna see a lot of use in the coming weeks
Shut the fuck up and submit to the hierarchy you chose, bitch!
I've had a couple of beers so I'm finally brave enough to say it: The Amazing Digital Circus was mid as fuck, from start to finish
You deserve to be a freak in peace and one day you’ll fucking get it.
..and then I have to deal with fry theft?! in this economy?!
I'm gone for one day and now my timeline is all shrimp-discourse?
Starmer wasn't elected on his own merits so much as conservatives were rejected, people were sick of Tory shit and he came along and did more of the same Tory shit people had already rejected, it's painfully obvious why he's so despised. "But he's a centrist!" CENTRISM IS NOT A VIRTUE, GOODNIGHT!
Ed. One of my all time favourite shows, produced by David Letterman and launching the careers of so many well known actors. It is also impossible to rewatch, partly because it's un-searchable, but more importantly because they couldn't afford the music licensing rights and thus never released on DVD
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Quote-post with a more cringe picture, I dare you. I truly don't think you can. Your great grandchildren still won't be able to in 100 years. This is the ultimate cringe artifact and I call on everyone to try to beat it
Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan
A post exclusively for my fellow Swedes: "Valår"
Lol as an outsider you gotta love the Turkmenistanification of the US
SCOOP: The Trump administration is paying millions to quickly cover four enormous bronze horses with extra-thick 23.75 karat gold leaf. The money for the rush job is coming from National Park Service funds. In total, I found ~$100 mil spent on new DC beautification projects.
I would use AI for one thing and one thing only, to block every single post on social media related to US-politics because there is no amount of keywords I can block to ever escape it. Implement that @bsky.app, every non-american in the world will come running to the site
Last week Quark spent 3 days at the vet for acute gastroenteritis, but he's thankfully doing a lot better now ❤️ Poor thing lost a lot of weight and was so exhausted when I brought him home (left). He's finally starting to get back to his normal self after a week of cautious feeding and drinking
Hoping I'm the first to suggest Swanboy's mom as the source of Noel's thing for women with stern auras
so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping
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Quark is staying a second night at the vet. He's still not eating and not urinating, and ultrasounds have not revealed any internal blockages or injuries. They will try tube feeding and a catheter in hopes of sparing his liver and kidneys. I just wish I could be with and comfort him 😔