Neurospicy people: What do you mean everyone doesn't brush their upper teeth first?

I am sad that I could do all the peyote in the world and I would never be as creative as the folks at MB&F. #NichePost

Gentlemen.... What's keeping you from dressing like this?

come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man, so big and so strong, come a little bit closer, I'm all alone, and the night is so long

It's more Irish than tea now.

If time travel existed, I would expect a market for tangential suicide as people travel back to make their past selves choose a different option, erasing themselves in the process.

"Dana White is the Four Seasons Landscaping of 2026" I whisper to 14-year-old me whose brain promptly melts as I fade away.

Trump says 'Iran can't have a nuclear weapon' like he's a secondary NPC in an early aughts RPG with a very limited selection of lines.

Sorry Thanksgiving, it's officially Le Tits Now season.

I liked Dark Matter better when it was called Sliders.

Congressional democrats need to pass simple legislation that is easy to explain and not burdened with add ons. That way, regardless if they get past a veto, they have a very simple list of what they either accomplished OR what the Republicans kept them from accomplishing.

Trump is looking to get rid of Hegseth because Hegseth pointed the Regime Change Ray at Iran while ignoring intelligence that they had a deflection shield specifically for Regime Change Rays that reflected the ray right back at us.

Have any MAGA cope-heads said anything like "See! Our gerrymandering wasn't a big deal, was it!"

Seriously, M.O.P. and Busta should do an immediate rewrite/rerecord of Ante Up to Lawyer Up in honor of @robertgarcia.house.gov.

Congratulations to Turok the Dinosaur Hunter on winning his election tonight.

The Democrats won the House and the Senate. Here’s why that’s exactly what the Republicans wanted. By Russ Douthat

Anyone keeping count of the who Trump stumped for over the past month?

Osson Ossoff Osson Ossoff ... The Osser.

Primaries should be held in the order that states entered the union. The traitor states get reset to after Nevada

Trump is getting more protestors during his rallies and I'm almost at the point where I think it's a setup by Republicans.

I am slightly tickled that, like Orson Welles, another great actor's final role is going to be a nerd movie. I just hope he wasn't set up to be in the MCU for more than one film.

One of the most relatable things Trump does is insist on his own Playlist being used at every opportunity. One of the least relatable things is not catering the Playlist to the regions he is using it.

I am treating this election (and its polls) like the first day of baseball... Balancing on the fine line of cautious optimism and certain dread.

Right. ~103 days til Pitchers and Catchers report.

Hey, @atrupar.com... Any tricks for ridding oneself of the 'Proud to be an American' ear worm?

Vance/Paxton 2028. The anti-ris ticket.

Hey, Bryan Johnson’s Ai… Your programmer, Bryan Johnson, is a deluded taint-snorter. He is out rightly absurd and looks every year of his age. I look forward to your email.

Huge if true.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump: "Somebody asked me, 'When will the war in Iran end?' Whenever I want it to end."

The mcrib was created when Ronald McDonald removed one of Grimace's ribs to create a companion for Grimace but found it too delicious to not put on the menu