Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I thenk i wil go bak to sleeb naow if yu donot miNd
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"Inhale tacos, exhale negativity." #TacoTuesday 🌮 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It’s not every day I get to say a good morning fly over to Greenland
True Crime Documentary: “… Once the killer’s house was finally searched, multiple dangerous items were discovered…” Me (excited & oblivious): “HEY! I have *LITERALLY* ALL those knives!” 😃 Everyone in the apartment at once: “STOP SAYING THAT!”
Have you ever thought about buying a cat and naming him Frady so you can yell WHERE IS THAT FRADY CAT and laugh and laugh until you throw a clot and Frady happily dines on your corpse?
popped up in my photo memories taken on this day in 2019 I met this cool little bird voiced tree frog outside of the shop I was working in at the time. A few of them croon outside my bedroom window at night and it makes me happy.
Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
It's a tough pill to swallow for centrists. On the one hand you have Haley Stevens, all-American, all-Michigan girl from the suburbs of Detroit. On the other hand you have Abdul El-Sayed, who is from the exact same suburb but looks like he might be evil.
Dude, I just wanted to smoke my cigarette, check the fuck out, and enjoy this song, but fine- tell me all about why your wife left you.
I’ve been bamboozled Holland and Pattinson don’t make out in the Odyssey they don’t even play tennis what the hell Nolan
I will never reveal the secret ingredient to my bespoke fragrance *dabs some wet cat food behind my ears*
that dog in me is scraping his shit ass across my insides i think he has worms
While the SCREEN Act failed in the committee, KOSA did move forward. Contact your senators immediately demanding it be opposed, and keep the pressure up until it comes to a vote in the Senate
Fight for the Future@fightforthefuture.org · 5h agoThe Senate Commerce Committee just passed KOSA out of committee with zero debate & failed to move the SCREEN Act. punchbowl.news/article/tech...
Pro tip for cis parents of trans kids: Having a trans kid does not make you an expert on trans issues/life and does not give you the right to tell trans people what do, how to live, or how to interpret danger. The fact you don't listen when we gently criticize doesn't bode well for your child.
Really can't wait until i can get my own place so i don't have to take care of other people's shit
I wanted to draw Jameel like that for so long now ... (Original available at the Eurofurence Art Show)
"I know your dealing with an international fascist conspiracy to enslave/torture/kill you and everyone like you but don't sink to their level! When they go low you go high!" [I pause long enough to flip a bird at you before returning to the sigils/reagents I've gathered for a "shit gravel" curse]
Going to see the Odyssey today and I can’t wait to see the scene where Athena gets Tom Holland and Robert Pattinson to start making out