bee ☁️

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bee ☆ sleepy boy-shaped cloud (he/they) ☆ mostly here to reshare posts and fujo out ☆ danmei, trigun, and more ☆ im 28 🔞 ☆ disabled and vocal about it ☆ icon is a gift from the lovely @sunnienights

“Help! I Tried To Become An Only Fans Star And My Computer Virus Became A Hot Tsundere And Is Deleting All The Files Off My Computer?! The Year Of Sexual Torment!”: a self indulgent svsss comic 1-2/??

[Shen Yuan in his room with an egregious amount of Binghe merch and all the printed editions and stuff, scrolling on his phone]

SY (thought bubble): ooooh, a new exclusive disciple binghe pin… no, I don’t need this one. I got the last one with chrome plating—

(He’s shocked) GOLD PLATING??

(he hits purchase. His room his full of binghe merch.)His purchase is declined. 

Shen yuan: What are you talking about?? I definitely had enough in my allowance to -

(“lol no u don’t” his phone says)

Shen yuan looks around at his room, full of plastic figures. They’re all very expensive. He curses to himself, a fool who spends all his money on plastic.

as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible

bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris

all my friends should be unemployed and have all the time in the world while also mysteriously having enough money to live comfortably