When my kids go to a movie they each get to choose a treat. My youngest always chooses sourpatch kids and she always plows through them before we finish the last preview thus leaving me the responsibility of having to tell her that she can't have anymore. It sucks man

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2d ago

In case you’re wondering who’s really “begging for a deal”

Proudest moment of my life: www.themirror.com/news/weird-n...

Entire Spider-Man screening evacuated after film-goers' rancid farts cause chaos

Movie fans expected Spider-Man to save the day – instead they were forced to fee when one mystery cinema-goer's rancid fart reportedly emptied the entire screening within minutes

themirror.com

Congratulations, Kevin.

Hell yeah!

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier

He said it way more eloquently

Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 6d ago

Why the Backlash Against Data Centers Is So Potent talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-t...

You never get your hopes up because you are bound to be disappointed, but it looks like dude continues to develop into a nice addition to the community.

cleveland.com@cleveland.com · 5d ago

The reaction says it all. 👀 Young Browns fans were fired up to see Shedeur Sanders after practice. Video: Paris McGee Jr, cleveland.com

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=8b7...

82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?

Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record.

82-0.com

Tied up and ignoring the sirens:

Tim Robinson: Just Do It!

ALT: Tim Robinson: Just Do It!

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Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 6d ago

If not Matt Damon, who is you alternative Odysseus?

This sounds like a plot to a shitty Nic Cage movie: www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Netflix sued for $105 million after unreleased Nicolas Cage movie is stolen from desk in its studio

An unencrypted master copy of the World War II drama “Fortitude” went missing from the streaming giant’s Hollywood studio, and now the film’s producer is suing.

nbcnews.com

Seems like Franklin is just gonna sit back and watch this whole situation play out in front of him...

Nancy Levine Stearns@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 6d ago

🧵 NEW: A spokesperson for Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, where Franklin Graham is president and CEO, messaged me today about two married pastors in the U.S. on religious visas who were arrested by ICE last week in Texas as they were trying to fly to a Billy Graham marriage conference.

Why didn’t he cut the top of his hair? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAuXEPbn/

The first entrepreneur I ever met was DJ, a barber in Sharonville who used to cut my hair. He’s still behind the chair, hard at work. I took my kids to him for a haircut this week. ❤️

TikTok video by Vivek Ramaswamy

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I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0?

“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Weneed to get used to the idea of what Trump's decrease in popularity is going to look like from here. It is 2% here and 1% there. Most of these people are coming from the fringe like Alex. Good news is that autocracy can't work in this environment. Bad news is that things can still be shitty.

Roberto Shenanigans@robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · last wk.

Alex Jones calls for Trump to be impeached

I'm coming home by Deshaun Watson:

Eddie and Mike Johnson for the late 80's Browns. As Nev Chandler called them the "Johnson and Johnson" on the radio call. I thought that shit was great

Aaron Schatz@aaronschatz.com · last wk.

The best version of Remember Some Guys is definitely Remember Some Linebackers.

Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:

Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault

A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."

thehandbasket.co

Chad Livengood@chadlivengood.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: Husband killed his wife, six kids before taking his own life in west Michigan, police say www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

At @neorsd.org next time

Dan Hopper@danhopp.bsky.social · last wk.

Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

The revelations came out in a federal court case brought by Democratic states challenging ICE's access to Medicaid data to aid in deportation efforts.

ICE shared Medicaid data it wasn't supposed to have with Palantir

The revelations came out in a federal court case brought by Democratic states challenging ICE's access to Medicaid data to aid in deportation efforts.

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www.maptap.gg July 26 95🏆 96🏅 99🔥 96🏅 99🔥 Final score: 974disappointint start, but finished strong!

Oliver Hazard Perry:

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2w ago

nuked on high alcohol margs on the north shore of lake erie i might never make it back

Sean Connery in Darby O’Gill and the Little People

Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2w ago

there is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11

www.maptap.gg July 24 93👑 98🔥 94🏆 100🎯 99🔥 Final score: 976 Finished strong!

TIP LINE ALL-STAR: John from Michigan shares advice for surviving the collapse of the police state

People will die because of this lie and hopefully this ends up as a screenshot in his civil and criminal trial.

I remember media outlets during the Gulf War show the same thing happening for Saddam.

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 2w ago

There's a famous story about Joe Stalin making a speech in 1937. When he was done, the audience began clapping wildly but then everyone was afraid to stop. They kept going for 11 minutes. Finally one guy had enough and stopped, and then everyone else could too. That guy was imprisoned for 10 years.