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@somearborist.bsky.social

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH God is a mushroom Expect to self rescue IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org

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The Onion@theonion.com · 32m ago

At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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That tree guy 𓅃@somearborist.bsky.social · 1h ago

I started a cult on my local “ring neighborhood” app. It’s pretty fun and people look forward to my shitposting on the “was that gunshots or fireworks” or “I heard gunshots what do I do” posts.

amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 9h ago

it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This

maggie-lee.bsky.social@maggie-lee.bsky.social · 2h ago

Army Corps asking for comment on a Lamar County Georgia data center (the popup is wrong, it points to Tallifero County info, but keep scrolling, open the PDF: publibrary.sec.usace.army.mil/api/download...) #gapol

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GaPolBot@gapolbot.bsky.social · 7h ago

#gapol Army Corps of Engineers Public Notice: Lamar County, Georgia; Lamar County Development, Amazon Data Services, Inc...., 13378621 https://rrs.usace.army.mil/rrs/public-notices?state=GA

404 Media@404media.co · 10h ago

NEW: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to determine that a man “travels to Michigan frequently,” where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisconsin, where it is illegal. They then used his travel across state lines as tracked by Flock as part of the probable cause justification to search his car.

Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed

"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.

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That tree guy 𓅃@somearborist.bsky.social · yesterday

“So much upside like selling the whole damn thing to private equity, setting the sport back 20 years in America and bilking all of these suckers, er I mean “fans” out of as much money while doing it” Larry Berg, probably

Paul Tenorio@paultenorio.bsky.social · yesterday

EXCLUSIVE: I sat with new MLS commissioner Larry Berg, as well as Don Garber, Jimmy Haslam and Bennett Rosenthal to talk about the future of MLS. “There’s so much upside left,” Berg told me. www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...

That tree guy 𓅃@somearborist.bsky.social · yesterday

Flock doesn’t “just” capture license plates. It captures any movement in front of it. Categorizes the image and tags everything it can in it. Man on bike White car Bike Black backpack Helmet. Then, it tracks it across its entire network

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