so do we have to follow the toronto deltarune fan cafe takoyaki poisoning incident for ch6 to make sense

HOLY SHIT!!! Guys, I just let my frozen pizza sit and cool down a bit before biting into it. Didn't burn my mouth at all! Seriously, you guys HAVE to try this!!! -Mike

dog get ready we gotta take the Dark Rail 2 Line to Sinwood City Center. we gotta get off at Mountlake Terrors 👻 (the friend im showing around the city loses their composure and starts strangling me from the waist star chic style)

overheard while watching sunset from gasworks park hilltop: tech guy on segway telling his friend Bro I Told You I Don't Want To Stand On A Slope . Come Back Up I Can't Do That Incline

i will not be making any posts or funny jokes tmrw as a jester of solidarity with striking workers some where

if you can't handle me at my al jean you don't deserve me at my bill oakley

does any1 else feel maternal instincts for the keybank key #Sponsored

king’s hawaiian roll + balsamic vinegar + spicy colby jack + basil garlic monterey jack + chicken breast + pepper + thin apple slice + friends = fun #Sponsored #ByApples

brown cow or spotted cow?

waiting for the bluesky to soundcloud's twitter. including the neoliberalism

c*stco needs to implement some kind of food court item availability tracker bc if there isnt ice cream in it for me what was even the point of picking up my dog's medication

seems a lil indulgent to have a whole day for that one aimee mann song as well as the simpsons episode where they go to cape cod but what do i know

we pet this cow for so long that we got the pigs called on us which made me smile on account of we got to meet two genres of animal

The Quiet Sadness of Traffic

Right right. You dont know who arin hanson is. Even though your shelves are littered with Grumpla

drawing my favorite human and monster and prince from the dark in celebration of deltarune tomorrow

Swap them.

Girl Milhouse@girlmilhouse.bsky.social · last yr.

Having Ezell’s after you’ve been thinking about Dave’s all day is like seeing a movie based on a book you love

craplisted from the bad word & rude language community for my stance on Crud :/

gay jenny lewis: and i can do the fwug

8am: time to get So much work done on this beautiful day 4pm: transcribing the music cue that plays whenever milhouse lunges at bart just to have it for future reference

said "what if it was called wowmart, a happier version of walmart" prompting an Armed Security Guard to contribute "I must have heard you wrong. If you think there could be a happier version of walmart i don't know what the Fuck you're smoking but i'd like some" then approach us to riff Again later

⚠️ This episode contains instances of Jerkass Homer, Annoying Lisa, and Gap Moe

Maturing is realizing that Homer is wonderful to Bart and Lisa for them

That's fine

she is proud of her one big eye

finally, some good f***ing food!!

every ex-gifted kid with a lav mic wants to be hbomberguy but rushes into sweeping sociopolitical study without serving their time in the Game Bad mines first. so everything i post being called like "The Beauty of Megatokyo" actually displays a very intelligent mature awareness of my weight class an