Somer Canon
@somercanon.bsky.social
Writer, horror-person, lover of cozy socks. Contact me at somercanon.com
A new issue of @apexmag.bsky.social has been unleashed upon the world! Apex Magazine issue 154 includes original fiction by Anj Baker, Rob Cameron, AM Maris, Alia Ai-Ming Shahzad, Stefan Alcalá Slater, CM Sullivan, David R. Hoffman, RJ Aurand, and SC Pires. www.apexbookcompany.com/pages/apex-m...
Summer-loving people must be the most misanthropic group because nobody will just let it be summer. June? SUMMERWEEN! July? STILL...SOMEHOW SUMMERWEEN! August? AUGTOBER! Don't get me wrong, as a bystander, this is hilarious to watch, but an obnoxious summertime reckoning is coming.
Why do I feel like I'm expected to apologize to the spider I didn't know was living in my drain? I turn on the water and the thing runs out and stares me down like I ruined Christmas...
Stop putting honey on everything! If you want honey on your cheeseburger, that's fine, ya Winnie the Pooh weirdo, but I don't want it.
That sandwich I ate is wreaking havoc on the miniscule spaces between my teeth and, frankly, it's ruining my life.
Buyinge a portable cd playere and it doth feele reallye goode
Godless is doing something really cool for Candace Nola! Check it out, spread the word, and get some great books!
Candace has helped so many of us. Please share the link and donate if you can.
Sonora Taylor@sonorataylor.bsky.social · 4mo agoCandace Nola is incredible and the first to lend a helping hand when people need it. Now she needs us. Please give if you can, and please share far and wide.
The reprint of my short story collection is now live, available in ebook and paperback! I'll have signed copies in my shop soon, stay tuned! Peep that awesome cover art by @mattwildasin.bsky.social ! a.co/d/01E1XA3d
My little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon!
Erica Robyn@ericarobyn.bsky.social · 9mo agoWatcher by @somercanon.bsky.social is a heart-pounding and fast-paced short story that will have you on the edge of your seat! This tale is exactly what I needed to finally end my book hangover from my last read! Check out my full review here: www.ericarobynreads.com/watcher-by-s...
On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS Brian, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, Richard Chizmar, & @somercanon.bsky.social discuss The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand, and what comes next. (Recorded live at Midtown Scholar Bookstore). www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
This was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck 😆😆😆
Brian Keene@briankeene.bsky.social · 11mo agoOn this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS, @somercanon.bsky.social joins Brian for a conversation about determination in the face of adversity, her incredibly bad luck with publishers, Imposter Syndrome, and the personal triumph that comes after it all. www.patreon.com/posts/impost...
On this week’s KEENEVERSATIONS podcast, I’m talking Imposter Syndrome with @somercanon.bsky.social. Look for it later today.
Hi Bluesky! I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection! youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
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I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house. Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.
Check oit this cool review! Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?
Ginger Nuts of Horror@gnofhorror.com · 12mo agoWerewolf? There Wolf!! Strange New Moons: Fresh Take on Werewolves A new book review from Ben Unsworth. Featuring stories from @melina22.bsky.social @somercanon.bsky.social gnofhorror.com/strange-new-... @kozeniewski.bsky.social 📚💙🩸
I'm so grateful. So, so grateful.
Amanda Headlee@amandaheadlee.bsky.social · 12mo agoAn unforgettable release party for THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT at @vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social, featuring an amazing lineup of talented authors: @somercanon.bsky.social @almakatsu.bsky.social @bryansmith.bsky.social @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social @briankeene.bsky.social
My face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life 😡😡😡
It's getting to be that time of year again! I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link! a.co/d/bulueN8
Halloween My Way
Halloween My Way [Canon, Somer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Halloween My Way
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Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.
This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.
vortexbooksandcomicsonline.bigcartel.com/product/laun... August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!
LAUNCH PARTY TICKET - The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand
WHAT YOU ARE PURCHASING: * One (1) ticket to the August 19th, 2025 launch party signing of The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen...
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Shave my legs to make someone else happy? Um, no. I shave them because I get DRUNK off of the feeling of sliding into crisp, clean bedsheets with shaved, sugar scrubbed, moisturized legs. The opinions of others does not factor into that particular ecstasy.
Join @marysangiovanni.bsky.social , @somercanon.bsky.social , and myself for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES! directory.libsyn.com/episode/inde...
Episode #2: Lamps Aren't Scary!
Join Mary, Somer, and Matt for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a wholesome horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4...
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"Look, if they're not thin like McDonald's fries, they need to be crinkle cut. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them!" -me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.
