Obi Wan Kenoblerone
@somewelshmook.bsky.social
Random ADHD he/him dipshit
Also when she was little she used to think that 'no left turn' signs meant 'no boomerangs allowed'
Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social · 3d agoMy kid told me today that when she was younger she used to think that a brothel was a restaurant that only sold soup
My kid told me today that when she was younger she used to think that a brothel was a restaurant that only sold soup
Any time anyone asks me why I loathe Keir Starmer so much, I'm gonna show them this piece. The man is a monster.
Stefan Mohamed@stefmowords.bsky.social · last wk.my hope is to never have to think - let alone write - about Keir Starmer ever again. but with him having being shitcanned, I felt it would be cathartic to get my thoughts down. this was originally exclusive to my Patrons, but the response was very positive, so I've unlocked it for anyone interested
Update: gofundme, the fuken Puritans they are removed my fundraiser for graphic, offensive, perverse or sexual content. This is extremely discouraging. Thank you so much to everyone who donated i love you all. If you want to help me still, I have ko-fi ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
Support Deeny (they/them)
Support Deeny (they/them)
ko-fi.com
Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2w agoOk ok I would really REALLY love to take my Dark Deeny project on the road for Taboo show in vancouver. But I need your help. Please you'd be helping an ethical and safe porn artist reach a greater audience. Your help would cover the booth and plane ticket and merch. gofund.me/7360c4ba8
please help my friend Ben out, will you? i can't imagine having to navigate this.
Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy brother died in Thailand and we're too broke to pay for a funeral or get him home, so any help would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
Please spare anything you can. Can you imagine being in that situation? The horror of it? Thats horrifying. Lets help out this family Please
Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy brother died in Thailand and we're too broke to pay for a funeral or get him home, so any help would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
I think a good policy on urgent help posts is, just contribute and share when you see one, even if you don't know the person. And hope that if we ever have to make a post like this, others do the same for us.
Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy brother died in Thailand and we're too broke to pay for a funeral or get him home, so any help would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
My brother died in Thailand and we're too broke to pay for a funeral or get him home, so any help would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
Bringing Matth home!
Shaggy, our lovable rogue and pirate's family have kindly asked for any donations to help with the costs of bringing him home.
crowdfunder.co.uk
Ruin a book by adding a word: One Hundred Boring Years Of Solitude
Emma Barry@authoremmabarry.bsky.social · last wk.Ruin a book by adding a word: Moby Dick Pic
Ruin a book by adding a word: Bleak House Party
Andraste Sideyr@andraste.fuckbgp.com · last wk.Ruin a book by adding a word: The Master and Frozen Margarita
Ok ok I would really REALLY love to take my Dark Deeny project on the road for Taboo show in vancouver. But I need your help. Please you'd be helping an ethical and safe porn artist reach a greater audience. Your help would cover the booth and plane ticket and merch. gofund.me/7360c4ba8
Donate to help Dark Deeny get to Taboo show, organized by Geraldine Piche
Ok So if you know me, you know im also Dark Deeny, an erotic artist to say the lea… Geraldine Piche needs your support for help Dark Deeny get to Taboo show
gofund.me
So are these right wing clowns who idealise Sparta ignorant of the fact that 90% of the population were slaves or is that part of the appeal for them?
I only just started watching Gravity and already I can't help but imagine the mind-shredding panic attack I would have if I had to go to space. You mean I gotta float about in all that nothing that goes on forever in all directions and still do a bunch of technical shit to make sure I even live? AAH
Throwback to nine years ago. The Banned List from the Half Moon pub in Herne Hill.
Caught my 15 yr old kid listening to my band the other day. Not sure I've ever been so happy. Almost makes up for how mean to me she is all the time. My favourite bit was how embarrassed she looked. Me: You're listening to my band? Her: Yeh, so? It's a banger, go fuck yourself
If you can't contribute (which is completely understandable) please share
Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy brother died in Thailand and we're too broke to pay for a funeral or get him home, so any help would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
Just had meeting with kiddo's school. She has been fully supported, treated with full equality & dignity for years. All of that changes from September. Full segregation & humiliation across the board. The school staff cried in the meeting. This will absolutely lead to children's deaths 1/2
Just so you all know, I call the left one Jake and the right one Elwood
Struggalo@struggalo.bsky.social · 3w agoJust so you all know, I call the left one comedy and the right one tragedy.
Can you imagine being in that situation? Please if you can spare anything, please help
Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy brother died in Thailand and we're too broke to pay for a funeral or get him home, so any help would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
Apropos of nothing, I just hope that Neil Gaiman is having a really miserable time of it right now
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 3w agoThe big literary discourse on twitter right now is whether The Hobbit—a children’s book that won children’s lit awards and was literally written for the author’s children—is appropriate reading for children or in fact such a difficult book most adults can’t “get their head around” it.
A nice bottle of rioja, steak with pepper sauce and potato dauphinoise, and for dessert a bunch of class As and as much hedonism as I can get away with without dying
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 3w agoOk, what is everyone putting aside to drink or eat for when it Happens? I’ve mostly been using it as a repeating excuse to buy the really good whiskey for a while
BREAKING: Satan the adversary has confirmed that Lindsey Graham has arrived in hell, says "We're gonna have fun with this one"
Dogs’ reactions when you ask them if they want a walk. Original post
"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography" and "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · last mo.Name your fav quote from The Simpsons.
When I read that one of the stages of grief was anger, I thought it meant that the person who was going to die was angry about it. I didn't realise that you could be angry at someone you loved cos they died. But since that anger is the only thing keeping utter heartbreak at bay, I'll take it
