the arrogance it takes to run this person for united states senate unironically is unbelievable. the establishment backers behind her candidacy deserve the loss tonight and should be embarrassed to have participated in something this farcical.

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

i cannot believe adopting an absurd carole baskin type persona, proposing The Exact Same Shit As Always™ and saying "golly shucks golly gee thanks for the AIPAC money!" did not resonate with voters who want to burn the entire system to the ground because they cannot afford groceries truly shocking!

my wife is a diehard dodger fan and so if we get another 18 inning dodger red sox marathon i'm going to leap from the citgo sign (mandatory disclaimer that this is a joke. it is hyperbolic language for comedic effect.)

Eric@newhouse.bsky.social · 18h ago

if we get another 18-inning Dodgers-Red Sox marathon out of it, perhaps it will all have been worth it

i cannot believe adopting an absurd carole baskin type persona, proposing The Exact Same Shit As Always™ and saying "golly shucks golly gee thanks for the AIPAC money!" did not resonate with voters who want to burn the entire system to the ground because they cannot afford groceries truly shocking!

i have been away from massachusetts for a while now but if anyone ever doubts my origins i am happy to reassure. for example, as a child i once wore a yankees suck tshirt to catholic mass. communion and all. my mom was mortified but i remember the priest being vaguely amused.

it truly feels like nothing can stop this team right now. all good things must come to an end but the momentum here feels so strong.

Based Sonic the Hedgehog@sonic.bsky.social · 2d ago

the red sox are going to win the world series by the way

the red sox are going to win the world series by the way

SNES - Super Mario World Truly an unbelievable way to be introduced to the concept of video games.

RITSUKAXAN@ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 2d ago

lets be nerdy wich was your first console! and your first game! ? i wanna know! the MEGA pack: -sega megadrive -sonic the hedgehog -golden axe, streets of rage ,revenge of the shinobi

the red sox are going to win the world series by the way

the yankees suck so fuckin' bad lmfao

hey glasses wearers is it normal for your vision to feel worse with glasses on

it has been brought to my attention that there is twitter drama where people are arguing about the killers v the strokes and i would like to weigh in by saying that both bands are excellent and i listen to both of their music and it is strange to pit one against the other in 2026

it has been brought to my attention that there is twitter drama where people are arguing about the killers v the strokes and i would like to weigh in by saying that both bands are excellent and i listen to both of their music and it is strange to pit one against the other in 2026

the fact that this post from forbes is only the 2nd most braindead thing about mitch mcconnell rn is really saying something

Forbes@forbes.com · last wk.

It is unclear when the Kentucky senator plans to return to Congress.

thank god

Cory “Chappell Cabrón” Lara@coffeeordie.bsky.social · last wk.

Can’t speak for Gen Z, but I was at a Santana concert last month, and there were a bunch of Gen Alphas dancing along to Smooth

real question: does gen-z like smooth by santana (feat. rob thomas)

my brother in christ like everybody has been saying this for the last decade like this is on course to go down as one of the most said things in the history of American politics

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · last wk.

He’s mentally ill, and incompetent in every sense of the word. Almost everyone knows it, but few are willing to say it.

nobody will talk about how there's a dang Cheeto in the White House

my brother in christ like everybody has been saying this for the last decade like this is on course to go down as one of the most said things in the history of American politics

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · last wk.

He’s mentally ill, and incompetent in every sense of the word. Almost everyone knows it, but few are willing to say it.

the democrats need a council of people who can say shit like "i don't know if the public is gonna go for this vibe, man" because listen i get it but also give me a fucking break

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

the democrats need a council of people who can say shit like "i don't know if the public is gonna go for this vibe, man" because listen i get it but also give me a fucking break

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

Earliest experience with bullying was being bullied for liking Donkey Kong Country in Kindergarten. Jokes on them because in hindsight I was objectively correct. But also legitimately most kids in my class did not know what Nintendo was nor had they ever played a video game which is wild now

Andy K250@andyk250.bsky.social · 2w ago

I got my diagnosis in February and this has been the most fucked up part to deal with so far; growing up "hiding" my interests has made me a secretive and walled-off person, and it's so hard to explain that it's hard to be open when every lesson I learned in life said it was dangerous to be.

the way that this cuts so directly to my soul is unbelievable. "i wish this was more subtle" is 99% of my decision not to purchase merch

Lupicorn@lupicorn.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is why I only wear printed tees whose image references are so esoteric they can only be recognized by fellow fans. that and the trauma of being seen

becoming unc is when they are making sick throwback merch of all of your favorite childhood IPs but putting the designs on trendy tshirt blanks you couldn't fathom how to wear in public without feeling like the hello fellow kids meme

becoming unc is when they are making sick throwback merch of all of your favorite childhood IPs but putting the designs on trendy tshirt blanks you couldn't fathom how to wear in public without feeling like the hello fellow kids meme

mr hideo kojima you are welcome to have my extra ticket for brandon flowers in vegas on 10/6 i think we would be great friends

Hideo Kojima@hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 2w ago

nah tired of their shit tbh

Josh the Ar-TEEST@heroesofcrash.bsky.social · 2w ago

No Tails or Kuh-nuckles?

i'd like to add kirby again

Toxiquid@toxiquid.com · last mo.

Congratulations! You have been personally chosen by the creator of Smash Bros to add ONE character into the next game. the only rule is that they have to originate from a video game. who are YOU choosing?

Nobody had ADHD back in the day!

Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · last yr.

The craziest thing about this Trump speech tonight is that in 1984 Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl he was introduced to by Jeffery Epstein and watched her uncle kill her newborn baby and throw the body into Lake Michigan.