consumers: i want a laptop that doesn't degrade in six months and doesn't cost $2000 silicon valley: have you considered giving us all the money in existence to build sex dens on mars
jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
I have been thinking about “menopause is autism” since she texted me about it.
Video Game Watcher@ashstoneman.bsky.social · 22h agoToday my primary care doctor told me that menopause is autism and all immigrants have autism, so I guess I have to go without the medication I went there for for a little while
sophie cunningham just wants to go back to doing sports, guys
Amid tension, Cunningham says she wants to 'get back to basketball'
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said Wednesday that she wants the focus to return to basketball after her comments on transgender athletes sparked heated national debate, three rallies and social media reaction all the way to the White House.
espn.com
it seems like a big problem that the mainstream discussion of trans rights consists almost entirely of pundits declaring transphobia the right, natural, and popular order of things
it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This
How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor
“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”
oaklandreviewofbooks.org
i dare brianna wu to go to the moon and try to tag me
CONTEXT RELAPSE@letmesearch.bsky.social · 5h ago
he very clearly did not process the question that was being asked
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h agoWolf Blitzer: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, this is what your critics are saying, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? John Fetterman, visibly confused throughout the entire interview: Yeah, absolutely.
I once had someone break down all of the MCU's hair issues for me, and it was mind-blowing
Deidre Lynch@drbibliomane.bsky.social · 22h agoYou can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.
chatgpt, what are israel's progressive values
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h agoFetterman says America has a responsibility to Israel because Israel has "progressive values"
el-sayed has a lot of work to do to pull stevens voters to his side; stevens has no work to do because she was blessed by holy council of the atlantic dot com
*jamming a pencil so far up my nose that i lose it in my brainpan* why if athletes speak, other people speak back but not like what said? seem bad
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 7h agoAaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
What last night's results show is that whatever I thought about this election yesterday is just as true today
I'm two days from 44 and at the height of my considerable powers
I'm seeing people say that Michigan primary voters were turned off by how Stevens' accent would be perceived by non-Michiganders, who can't vote in Michigan elections, and...what
Haley Stevens is so mad she's chewing up a steel girder and spitting out nails
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
every Max Miller statement is something like "I couldn't possibly have abused my kids, I was too busy abusing my bitch wife, who I also didn't abuse"
The Michigan Senate primary has been so great, we're going to extend it another week!!! *booing, hissing, tomatoes thrown*
I find Stephen A. Smith to be ridiculous, preposterous, things of that nature
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 21h agoDid we ever find out if the A is for Asshole?
the "technically it's ephebophilia" crowd has issued a statement disavowing Max Miller
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h agoTAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed
If I wanted to argue with Will Stancil, I would have kept my old Econ 101 textbook around to yell at
i'm hoping haley stevens concedes gracefully if she loses, but i'm also worried she'll come on stage with a pack of bacon and a drawing of mohammed