I may be sweet as honey, but I am / not / a bee! Who just put sugar water on my doorstep !?
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YOU CAN SEE I NEVER MISS A BEAT, YOUR MAKEOVERโS LONG OVERDUE .แ
SNIFFโฆ SNIFFโฆ YOUโRE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS ME. EVEN MY OWN APPRENTICE IS GOSSIPING :(
SMASH EM TO BITS!!! >:[ THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU... [ Straight up Scooby Dooing it rn ]
BAAAASH! THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME. [ Picking him up like a ragdoll. Drying her fake tears. ]
NOT ME! I APPRECIATE YOU GREATLY, BOSS!
i Guess iโll have to text my exโฆ that shade of purple is so out of style, but a girl needs SOME sort of attention!
i KNEW you would have my back, amy!! the only person with taste!!
love you Honey
ohhh everyone hates me and wants me dead.
โcourse he does! sonicโs a free spirit, everybody on earth knows that! and free spirits arenโt exactly . . . homeowners, ya know? so itโs an equal trade off! he gets somewhere to stay, and i get a sparring partner! some extra business, too.
[ leaning back with a shrug! ] can't blame a girl for trying the oldest trick in the book! someday you'll fall for it, i swear. . . he sleeps on your couch, hon?
well that means NOTHING! you know the deal โ he models for me, and in exchange, he sleeps on my couch! i hardly see what me making his shoes has to do with it!
no, nope. hey, is that him over there? wearing the new shoes you designed?
thatโs exactly right! i would never do anything like that. ( even if that stupid cocky smirk is kind of cute. ๐ข )
[ snrk!, ] riiight, right, it's my OTHER boss who's a cat that's flirting with her boytoy. not you, never.
( twirling her pigtail ) who, little old me? never!!
everyday my boss flirts with her boytoy in front of my salad
everyday my boss flirts with her boytoy in front of my salad
and WHO said you could leave the influenza factory!? ( doesnโt care what azalea does as long as her work is done on time )
please miss honey allow me a moment outside in the fresh air i beg ( has the best benefits and work environment in the world )
MY BOY!!! MY SON IVE RAISED TO TAKE ON THE HONEY NAME!!! ( actually just someone who works at her store )
Ah, I canโt believe I did that .แ I know better than that. [ Wincing, pulling her glove off and assessing the damage to her finger. Sheโd jabbed herself pretty good. ] Shoot .แ The deadline for this piece is tomorrow .แ
Awh, this is nothing, Amy .แ [ Sure, Honey might have been a little startled by the fact that she suddenly has to look / up / at Amy now, but those heroes are always getting up to something. ] Actually, wouldโja mind lending me a hand while youโre here .แฃ
Oh! You okay, Honey?
Bahh, rookie mistake .แ Always grab by the end of the needle, you know that, Honey . . . .แ [ Entirely ignoring the ghost. Doesnโt even register. Sheโs far too focused on her own work. ] Okay, okay. Hold the lace with one hand, and the needle with the other, and . .
Just one more stitch, and then Iโll . . [ Holding a needle and thread in her mouth as she moves a piece of fabric. ] Steady, steady, and . . oh, ouch .แ
Eeeh, agree to disagree. You, sure, but your sisters too busy making out with Knuckles sloppy style over there to say much of anything right now
iโm just a little guy. you could never hate me
A-hem. Something to share, Sonic? Something to / say ? /
Donโt deny it. I know the truth.
WHAT!!!!
/ i love archie honey but im not even really trying to stick to her. i write honey how i perceive her in my mind + stf as main inspo i hope you all will care her