If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?
💙Sophie Socket♠️
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Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉 Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.
Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet? Oh, wait…
Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released. Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.
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I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"
Criminals, perverts, liars, racists. We really would be the 51st State.
What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’
Pop over onto X… Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts… Walk away again…
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Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears. He said “Are you sure?” I said “Yes, I’m definite”
Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.
Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.
Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. It was only gathering dust.
@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂
Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.
BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel. She's slowly coming round now.
Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?
Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".
Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy. Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity. Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.
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I just realised that if you jumble up all the letters of the parcel company 'Yodel' you can re-arrange them into 'Can't Deliver Fuck all'.
Can marketing teams across the UK not use their imagination at Easter for once and drop the over used pun words like ‘Eggcited’ ‘Eggsausted’ ‘Eggcellent’ ‘Eggstra special’ Jesus died then rose again** for those shit puns. ** if you believe in that sort of thing.
