Sammi // EMERGENCY COMMS OPEN

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Sammi / 29 / Any Pronouns / Artist+Youtaite Tales Of | Regrettable FNAF Enjoyer | ISAT in a michael afton and siffrin phase https://www.youtube.com/c/sarcasticasexualmegane

2019 Defunctland video: "In 1989, the Walt Disney corporation was feeling the heat from the Six Flags Dick Smasher and wanted a one of their own" (20 mins) 2025 Defunctland video: (single very serious plaintive piano note) "Since the dawn of time... Man... Has always tried to eat a snack" (3 hours)

every time i see ol mitchie trending (daily at this point) i give it a hopeful click that perhaps hes kicked the bucket. no such luck. or maybe he did kick the bucket but nobody will say. love that i cant trust anything in my country 👍