Will Stancil is a dirty no good lowdown gunt-sniffing shit-juggling scrotemoid scion of Yakub.
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@soundwave187.bsky.social
Ghost You may not like me this time. Not sorry. No one should follow me. Notifications=always off DNR (Neon multi colored ghost pfp & the banner is an old piano keyboard)
Charlatans & confidence men, the lot of'em.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social ยท 4h agoWolf Blitzer: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, this is what your critics are saying, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? John Fetterman, visibly confused throughout the entire interview: Yeah, absolutely.
I need more horror with like subtle things hiding in the background that you may not notice at first
What it looks like when you forget to switch to your alt
Doug Savage, Science Court Attorney@realdougsavage.bsky.social ยท 11h agoWhen you get so mad you screencap your own posts and tell yourself that itโs a banger and youโre not being made fun of.
Iโm pleased to present for your perusal, Ugg!!! The caveman Itโs been lots of fun designing and making Ugg so please enjoy him, here in his natural habitat, the computer.
Straight person talks to one gay stranger for 11 minutes: Straight person on the internet: I'm an ally
Why are you wearing glasses if you're not trying to flirt with me, sexy?
Hey bro, where's the rest of your account? Finish making your homepage before posting, bruh. Slow down, homes. Nobody trusts users like you, cuh. Skipping the character creation part of a video game is mad sus, par'nah.
This is what I look like in flannel hence why I don't wear it. People would mistaken me for a groundhog.
My Evil Twin@lisasingletary.bsky.social ยท yesterday1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me (tomorrow tho)
The green ones are full of spiders & are prochoice
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com ยท 15h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Kleo is the third drawing! You need to be reminded of this.
โจ๐คBaksuz Art๐คโจ@baksuz.bsky.social ยท 3d agoa collection of calicos~ :3 ๐ค๐งก๐ค
Wonder who's gonna pal around with me tonight on bluesky
Funny... I scare them away by telling them their longitude & latitude location.
Daisy@daisy91.bsky.social ยท 8mo agoI scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
Xena weapon ass earrings
Steve Marmel@marmel.bsky.social ยท 17h agoHow many people have I led to Jesus Christ? How many people have you CHASED from him, you donkey-faced huckster? Also, itโs hard to take you seriously with the Tron discs on your head. I donโt recall Jesus saying โIโm a better Christian than youโ Iโm sure @johnfugelsang.bsky.social could verify.
I had an out of body experience, but I got in my body backward & I haven't been the same since. Let that be a warning.
Wiper no wiping! Say it to make him go away Wiper no wiping Louder Wiper no wiping WIPER NO WIPING
Swiper from Dora Says Oh Man!
Alt: Swiper from Dora Says Oh Man!
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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social ยท 22h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Please remember to catch a screenshot before they block you.
