I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
Any meaningful repudiation of status quo politics is a win actually but cope is fun too I guess
Politico@politico.com · 10h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Super cool how one party of our very famous very effective two party system is chatoic evil and the other is just Sideshow Bob and the rakes x.com/kenklippenst...
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) on X
The DNC Lost Nearly $29,000 to an Email Scammer Posing as Ken Martin https://t.co/fypJLBeZtJ
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Jimothy and Cooper buddy detective movie when?! WHEN
If you’re pressed at all about the Bananas playing at Wrigley I need you to go the fuck outside
Really cool that the highest level of security that exists lets folks post on Twitter at 12:30 in the morning. It really is The Everything App.
Phoenician Thnkr@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 2w agoWho’s got that cannibal Venmo
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to cannibalism BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT! bsky.app/profile/phoe...
Phoenician Thnkr@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 2w agoWho’s got that cannibal Venmo
Found it. Thought about this multiple times last night watching the movie laughing to myself like a gd weirdo but i regret nothing at all
It’s cool how Chicago went from 115 degree heat index in one week to walking outside is literally toxic to your health but the stupidest mother fuckers on the planet deny the planet is dying because some pasty white shithead who hates the same people they hate said, “nuh uh!”
World Cup cameramen scanning the crowd for crying English kids:
You know what slaps about it not coming home (again) is there’s a shit ton of roman statue avi accounts furiously throwing shit around their mom’s backyard yelling slurs and absolutely SEETHING
I’m a single issue voter in that whatever policy makes mother fuckers go back to elementary school I’m down for….dunce caps and all
I’ll be shocked if it isnt in the Hudson by September 11
Free brightly coloured fruity drinks with little umbrellas for everyone to celebrate
No. Don’t you fucking dare, liberals. Graham was a pos warhawk zionist. I dont give an iota of a fuck he was willing early to work on climate change (that’s fucking baseline shit our elected officials should be working on) or his military service. He’s dead. Good bye bitch.
Listen girl I have one rule and it’s that the Rotta the Hut suit stays ON during sex.
Aaron Rodgers taking MAHA to it’s logical extent I see
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes. He said PEE is stored in the BALLS
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the World Cup.