Got three sandwiches for my birthday and now I’m laying in bed rotating a bite of each sandwich and watching TV.

Moving day 2 electric boogaloo is going super well

Frog and Toad went back to the river. They looked for the button in the mud.

let me call the brazilians into this, my people have the know-how and technology to deal with this emergency pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampeta...

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having charcuterie ingredients that I can leave out all day and graze as I come and go is basically my dream

If you’re a girl with a fat tummy you should immediately have 2 million followers. It’s what you deserve

Having a built in pocket like a kangaroo would vastly improve my quality of life in a way that would be embarrassing but adorable.

These jokes will literally never get old. Just like all the Nazis that were arrested in Argentina and hung for their crimes.

mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 2w ago

dudes with names like "Matteo González-Eichmann" are really sad right now

I have to meet with a guy I found on Reddit about repairing my fuck machine and I have to carry my fuck machine around in public to do it because this is my life now.

At 37 the only signs of aging that I feel are: thinner/more delicate skin (feels like the thin skin under your eyes is moving everywhere), inflexibility, and my period is 2 days long as opposed to 6 excruciating days of nausea and vomiting and passing out. Everything else is the exact same as 20.

We need to have a conversation with white men and women about how wild unrestrained displays of emotion are unhelpful in activism and if they want to use activism as a form of emotional expression can the expression be productive instead of annoying and self-indulgent at best and polarizing at worst

Smelling good to yourself is the cure to depression I think.

Fighting to live a good life is so funny. I shouldn’t have to fight anyone to live. Nobody should.

look at my new friends

two days and I haven’t lost a single friend or follower. it’s insane to see all of the hard work I put into gaming the algo over the last year paying off dividends to protect me. I am extremely proud today.

I’ve been doing my best to stay quiet and plotting this for over a year and carefully documenting everything in an easy to understand and access format/context and then just letting them do all the talking to destroy their own reputations, so I feel really proud 😭 I protected my peace so well

I know sometimes my life sounds insane but when you realize this is what I actually look like, it makes more sense

I went viral in a good way 2 days ago and knew harassment would follow but I’m really proud of how I handled this one. I always think better of people and end up disappointed but I don’t have anyone to be disappointed in anymore. this time I’m just gonna relax and say I did my best and enjoy work.

Moving has weirdly helped me organize myself remarkably well in the last month in ways that allow me to keep my schedule better. autistic brain really got some funny shit built in but living among literal boxes like I’m in Pokopia and thriving is very funny

what’s happening isn’t fair but I’m also disconnected from work socials emotionally and it makes it a lot easier to post due diligence without a fuss or tears. I feel good about all the proof I left laying around all year. I won’t think about anyone below that due diligence barrier. it’s 3 clicks ♥️

"it is what it is" is undoubtedly the GOAT thought terminating cliché. nothing else even comes close. it just is what it is

I love when a website is definitely not full of fake accounts and fake traffic and fake likes and fake responses and fake posts

Henrietta The Tiny

not now kitten, mommy is going through some rapid character growth

felt cute, might foster an awareness of class consciousness and get involved in labor unions later

Controversial Drunkard's Bronze and Emerald Circlet of Bedwetting

I do think "See some elements of yourself in Graham Platner and are freaked out by it" and "See some elements of yourself in Graham Platner and feel obligated to go all in on him" are like polar opposite decisions fwiw

I’m not going to lie. It rules to see Graham Platner fail because so many violent “progressive” men said horrific things to me in defense of him because they saw themselves in him. I think those men need to take a long hard look at themselves and stop being little bitches.

If you’re over 35 and you survived FYAD, I want to be your friend.

I changed my pundits almost yearly growing up as I learned new info, and you should too. Age 5 Jesus Age 11 Michael Moore Age 14 Alex Gibney Age 16 Sam Harris Age 18 Bill Maher Age 19 Glenn Greenwald Age 20 Angela Davis Age 22 Assata Shakur Age 23 stopped relying on one source of truth/read books