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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again. 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
Sophie has sucked for a while. You play in fucking Indianapolis! www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
Fever's Sophie Cunningham criticizes WNBA expansion plan, cities
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham took issue with two of the three expansion cities that will be joining the WNBA.
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There. Are. No. Trans. Women. In. The. WNBA. This whole conversation is a racist trap and long circuitous argument that always comes back to insulting cisgender Black women by calling them not women. In particular it attacks: Brittany Griner, Liz Cambage, and A'Ja Wilson.
It totally rules that that dipshit Infantino got convinced by Trump and his failson-in-law to sell off FIFA and instead it’s going to cost him his job.
current state of the US military, as observed by Ozzy Osbourne: GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEESSSSSSS HORDES OF MEN WIRH UNWASHED ASSES
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · yesterdaySurely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.
Randhurst isn’t in my town but it’s the mall I went to. It was at the time of opening the largest indoor air conditioned space in the country and the first mall in the Chicago area. It also had an ice rink on the property where the WHL Chicago Cougars played.
ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 19h agotell me about your town’s weird mall
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
Happy 30-50 Feral Hogs Day to all who celebrate
My “I’m not a fascist broligarch” editorial has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my editorial
Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · yesterday"While I was silent, others were happy to write my story for me. No more." - David Ellison, chief executive of Paramount Skydance www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/op...
the tributes continue to pour in for... the guy who wrote about how he wanted to sleep with high school students and in defense of child pornography? is there a gas leak in my house
Twlldun@twlldun.bsky.social · yesterdayI mean I’m sorry but I do not believe Rod Liddle did any damage to “the institutional left”
I don’t fucking care how Peter Parker makes money in the new Spider-Man movie. If you care you should stop watching cinema sins bullshit
I personally love that some of the most powerful, highly placed people in our government can say the most insane shit and never suffer any consequences
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’
My nerd ass thought there was a Jedi off stage
[giver of problems: pro max✨]@jforjae.bsky.social · yesterdayHim: Don’t start Me on my way start:
I’ve always fucking hated Eli Roth just from a purely creative standpoint. And then his shite acting almost derailed Inglorious Basterds. Now I know she’s a Zionist shit-for-brains using Ai slop in his garbage movies.
Did Leviticus work there or was he a gym member?
The Halfway Post@halfwaypost.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”
But seriously I bet you didn’t know that Morton’s advertising campaign was the birthplace of the phrase “when it rains it pours”
Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d agoBet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this
Every fucking year the tribune writes this exact same article. They treat it like it’s breaking news.
WASHINGTON (AP) - 25 states sue over Trump's latest tariffs, calling them pretext for replacing levies Supreme Court struck down.
Ok I take it back, Jed is making a ton of moves. I don’t know how good they are but he’s being proactive
I learned from my 16 year old nephew this week that there are kids in his generation who think the Wilt Chamberlain 100 point game isn’t real
Meg Rowley@megrowler.fangraphs.com · 2d agothe greatest trick Babe Ruth ever pulled was to convince baseball zoomers he didn't exist (and therefore couldn't have set his poor wife Helen on fire)
There’s only one street car conspiracy I believe in
Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Alt: Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d agoIs everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
This is like if a Republican comedian tried to do an I Think You Should Leave-style bit
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"