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The Independent@the-independent.com · 8h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Dying at this

I’m hardly a Michigan-knower, but it’s at least a little weird that Stevens and El Sayed are from Bloomfield Hills and McMorrow is from Royal Oak. These are all neighbors? Went to the same high school basketball games? Just odd.

so is there *any* positive news coming out of NFL camps yet?

Just read the tank construction segment of Parshall's 1942 re: Panzer/Panther/Tiger, T34, and Sherman, and their respective production numbers. In honor of that, another Pops story:

Smart people of Bluesky, any Machiavelli scholars laying around? I vaguely remember reading something that The Prince was intended to be satirical, a roast on the Medicis. Where are we on that?

Thought about it overnight, and if you were morally obligated to not vote for Harris in 2024, you were also morally obligated to refuse to pay taxes for the last 3 years.

If you wake up too early and accidentally turn this app on, you’ll read a bunch of words and acronyms that will make you think you’re having a stroke or not awake yet, like Labor spelled with a U. Curtains for Zooshka posts.

Very funny to be that the worst part of this post from an electoral perspective in Texas is "in Oklahoma."

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ken Paxton currently owns a 5 bedroom, 3 story lodge in Oklahoma, advertised as a “modern luxury.” The property is worth over $1.6 million.

"Maria" is working in Coachella CA doing maintenance on the lemon trees. She wears thick gloves and sleeves to protect herself against the lemon thorns. She shares, "I will work any job to feed my children." Today Coachella temps are predicted to reach a high of 118°. #WeFeedYou

One like and ill over-explain maneuvering boards (“moboards”) while i wait for the grill to warm up.

Scoiattolo@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz · 5d ago

The kit is meant to break up their shape against the background, making it difficult for opposing teams to ascertain their speed and direction.

People need to start getting disbarred for this shit.

CNN@cnn.com · 5d ago

The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing. https://cnn.it/3RJJnwj

Of all the ways that I could possibly die... hit by SpaceX space junk is the one that's 100% guaranteed to make me come back and haunt everyone. I'd be so pissed. Just plain disrespectful.

Natalie Bennett@nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Study for the Federal Aviation Administration concluded by 2035, debris from SpaceX satellites alone could kill or injure someone every two years." Into orbit doesn't mean safely away #Pollution #PublicHealth www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/w...

Textbook Williamson is 60 degrees, but if you want to walk a DDG straight back down its own wake, 65 is the real way to go

jam@socialistboat.dad · 6d ago

Today is July 30th, 2026. Please take this time to familiarize yourself with three turns for responding to a man overboard situation.

Ok hear me out… California-Red State export tax on food

Me when I'm distinguishing opposing counsel's cases. "Those are definitely distinguishable! For one, the case names are *completely* different..."

Sharon 🪳🌹@sharonk.bsky.social · 2y ago

will place $100 dollars that this line from Moyn's latest will age like milk in 4 years (so, we can call it by the next Presidential election)

Adding NWS(L) and PSL to the list of very confusing acronyms to read if i can't remember what it is the poster usually writes about.

This guy, apparently having NOT been waterboarded: "Please have sympathy for my mom and her hook up pad."

Vince Mancini@vincemancini.bsky.social · 7d ago

Oh no, not your mom’s pied-a-terre!!!!!!!

Dwayne Johnson in Shambles.

lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸@whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 7d ago

Ritchison is properly Evelyn Normielib mad.

#SDCC comic con: our daughter left her 3D printed black dragon in the restroom near E/Starbucks. She printed it herself and is devastated. We checked the restroom and lost and found which means someone picked it up. If you bring it to 5552 I will give you a signed comic as reward

Hey, shoutout Red Bull, who actually turned out to be about that life (as opposed to The Dew). What is it, 20 years later? A million other energy drinks out there? They’re still sponsoring some guy in a mountain bike flinging himself down a 24” alley in South America somewhere.

Straight to the A Team: Ron Howard.

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

I'm sure the literature exists - somewhere - but i'd like to see more mainstream discussion of the idea of moral injury to troops who are permitted/encouraged to take a permissive view of the ROE and LOAC. Just handing them 75# pack of "here, you deal with this later."

Has anybody come across any challenge coins or patches for the NG deployment to DC, either earnest or satirical?

I was once in a bar with Laura Prepon, and unprompted and individually, every dude with us came to the group and said, “oh my god that’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life”

Jeremy Dauber@jeremydauber.bsky.social · 2w ago

Random question: what celebrity have you met in real life who was dramatically better looking than ypu thought they were based on on screen appearance?

My SpaceX take is that I hope the nice people who actually built the rockets are able to get their money out before Elon loses all of his.

Listening to Parshall’s 1942 on the way to work: “Ah yes, the German U-boat commander, Admiral Donuts 🍩 …”

Guys. Jimothy is in Roku city.

Dropping a new one of the stories my grandfather typed out when he first got a computer in the 90's (USMC, Pacific):