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@aaron.bsky.team user Big Iron asked me to ask you why you were looking at barely legal porn while getting paid at work. thank you in advance for responding
Shitlibs know one song, and the blast it at fl volume 24/7
Maybe we should do a few more, since the first message wasn't received.
Okay, so since he’s dead I’m guessing we’re on the way to single payer health care? Well, no. But at least that specific insurer made reforms! Oh, no, that didn’t happen either. Almost like gunning down a CEO won’t do anything other than give internet badasses erections
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"hey guys, you have to elect dems, they're the only ones who came save us! Just, well, as long as they're following the rules, of course, we don't want go crazy now do we?"
If Lindsay didn't want us to celebrate his death, maybe he should've thought about not dying. #justsaying
So it's now 51-47 (nominally, fuck lurch)? Let's get a that 51 down a few more, plenty more octogenarian that can contract diarrhea doo-doo shit death
Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! <double standard time>
Wait, seriously? I get to wake up to a dead Lindsey and (probably already weeks dead) McConnell Maybe sundays ain't so bad
Imagine sacrificing to the water-burning demon to ask if a twitter post is real instead of.... visiting the fucking site
Happy 100th day of our 1 week age against Iran, we great again yet?
You're just realizing this NOW? We've never gotten to vote for the people we want.
It’s time America realizes we are no longer voting in the candidates we want in office. Now politicians are picking their voters and making sure they get to vote. While other voters are suppressed from voting for their candidates
Honey wakeup, new sicko had dropped
This Week's Editorial Cartoon: Calves and Have-Nots
Slightly increase a band Equal to Jake
Slightly increase a band Some Doubt
Just listened to the last ep of #knowledgefight and then Jordan's rant, and he is 10000% correct in his take. This is not a victory, these families will not get the closure they deserve, and Alex continues to face 0 consequences. This is a travesty of justice and no one should be celebrating
This is why we shouldn't have been celebrating yet; we're owed good things in life, but I have 0 faith in the system allowing for those good things to happen. I really hope I'm proven wrong.
Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.
Trumo sees no one falling for the #scripted and #staged event and has already moved on
President Donald Trump was somberly contemplative and unusually conciliatory after confronting what he saw as a third attempt on his life in less than two years. https://to.pbs.org/4e9MR4j
"important dems and press" Those things were not at fascist-con '26
Yeah, but what about the advance teams? Are we happy with them? According to ppl staying at the hotel, it was totally lax security-wise. Only the ballroom was locked down and the guy got really close. We could have lost important Dems and press. No one benefits from this.
Yay, another event to show that a bunch of people who were ostensibly on the right side of history would instead just carry water for the fascists.
Another shooter. Another “reason” to take something away from all of us and give it to the rich for their “safety”.
He's only started another unwinnable war, driven prices up, is destroying institution, and is facing calls for the release of the evidence that proves he's a child rapist and murderer...why do you dummies think he would stage an attack to distract you?
"PTO is on the chopping block" Wonder how this will help solve the "Warehouses continue to spontaneously combust" issue
@booker.senate.gov hey Cory, what do you think that 10% was?