speen

@speen.us

Boston & Salt Lake City dag farmer, graph appreciator, and doodle sommelier

i wish that nutrition was as simple as Zelda makes it out to be. i want to pop three bananas and a slice of ham into a wok and become so jacked i can beat the devil to death with my bare hands

i'm certainly not a "let me leave a bad review to punish this small business!" type of person, but every time i walk into a café and they don't serve coffee? there's a little decaffeinated devil on my shoulder tempting me

i love that texas unexpectedly going blue rendered the season 1 finale of Brothers inaccurate the day *before* it aired

my partner sent me this picture of the cat this is the same cat who goes out of her way to walk into the room i’m in, hiss at me, then leave

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it is absolutely wild to me that some House congressional districts run uncontested. Like, sure, comptroller of a small government may be too unsexy a job to be a hot race, but... *Congress?*

nothing that i do in my career will make me as proud as releasing my Typst resume template under the unlicense and seeing little forks of it pop up in the wild. to this day, I'll be asked to review a resume and my first thought is "(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ I KNOW THAT!!"

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"billionaires probably have professionally-done drivers license photos" is such a radicalizing thought

I’d have thought gas station TV was the bottom rung of broadcasting yet here i sit, learning how to make pretzels from scratch on the cooking portion of the Motor Vehicle Network at a DMV in boston

“AI” this and “AI” that AI ain’t shit until it can set up my life such that seeing “Please print…” three times a year doesn’t devolve into me digging out paper from my piece of shit Canon printer with a pair of needlenose pliers at 1:00am like a fucked up high-stakes game of Operation

using linkedin is a contest to see if i can click into the messages feed before losing the will to live

it is pretty fuckin' wild that there is a better-than-even chance that the largest IPO in history will be on a PBC, rather than an LLC.