speen
@speen.us
Boston & Salt Lake City dag farmer, graph appreciator, and doodle sommelier
i wish that nutrition was as simple as Zelda makes it out to be. i want to pop three bananas and a slice of ham into a wok and become so jacked i can beat the devil to death with my bare hands
if my watch gave me the old-school N64 Zelda low health beep when I didn’t work out that day, i’d be absolutely goron jacked rn
innovation in wearable health tracker technology has essentially given me a personal blinking red health bar I can ignore
Thank you to everyone who joined us on Saturday to meet, swap ideas and share their Home Assistant setups. 💙 And a massive thank you to all the organisers and volunteers who made it happen! #CommunityDay2026
i'm certainly not a "let me leave a bad review to punish this small business!" type of person, but every time i walk into a café and they don't serve coffee? there's a little decaffeinated devil on my shoulder tempting me
New blog post: "The Wild Web" Come with me and explore an invisible social network: IndieWeb, where the cowboy can-do attitude of Web 1.0 is alive and a-thrivin'.
The Wild Web
Come with me and explore an invisible social network: IndieWeb, where the cowboy can-do attitude of Web 1.0 is alive and a-thrivin'.
blog.chaoticgood.computer
i love that texas unexpectedly going blue rendered the season 1 finale of Brothers inaccurate the day *before* it aired
my partner sent me this picture of the cat this is the same cat who goes out of her way to walk into the room i’m in, hiss at me, then leave
it is absolutely wild to me that some House congressional districts run uncontested. Like, sure, comptroller of a small government may be too unsexy a job to be a hot race, but... *Congress?*
my personal highlight from this one
New blog post: "Software Gardening"
nothing that i do in my career will make me as proud as releasing my Typst resume template under the unlicense and seeing little forks of it pop up in the wild. to this day, I'll be asked to review a resume and my first thought is "(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ I KNOW THAT!!"
"billionaires probably have professionally-done drivers license photos" is such a radicalizing thought
I’d have thought gas station TV was the bottom rung of broadcasting yet here i sit, learning how to make pretzels from scratch on the cooking portion of the Motor Vehicle Network at a DMV in boston
wrote a bit about software specifications, Navier-Stokes, and cucumbers: On Dead Math and Small Pickles blog.chaoticgood.computer/content/dead...
On Dead Math and Small Pickles
To understand why OpenAI completely upended the world of mathematics with its proof that Navier-Stokes is not smooth in three dimensions, you must first understand that cucumbers of any size can be pr...
blog.chaoticgood.computer
“AI” this and “AI” that AI ain’t shit until it can set up my life such that seeing “Please print…” three times a year doesn’t devolve into me digging out paper from my piece of shit Canon printer with a pair of needlenose pliers at 1:00am like a fucked up high-stakes game of Operation
halloween is a psyop by michael’s and joann’s to absolutely clear house once a year
using linkedin is a contest to see if i can click into the messages feed before losing the will to live
it is pretty fuckin' wild that there is a better-than-even chance that the largest IPO in history will be on a PBC, rather than an LLC.
no joke, this was like striking personal oil. this is the most fun I’ve had playing guitar in the last decade, and possibly the first time composing music has ever felt like a flow state. this project is going to the finish line
IDE as an instrument
YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES LINDA I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY