Felt a bit shitty today, so wanted to feel better by making something to share out amongst loved ones. Dudes. Cappuccino Amaretti with a dark chocolate centre. Good God.
SP Erotica
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🔞 Short-form, high voltage erotica. Very NSFW. Service (top) with a smile 😁 (He/him, 40-something)
Random bonus #AudioPorn today, for anyone who likes combining nerdy card games and #ButtPlugs. I imagine there are at least 3 of you, right? www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-cha...
Sex challenge Magic: the Gathering | Girl on the Net
I like games with sex challenges as a forfeit. If you win you get sex, and if you lose you also get sex. This is sex challenge Magic: the Gathering.
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Spen is one of my favourite erotica writers and also has the sexiest voice in the known universe. I insist that everyone reads his stuff and listens to the audio versions without delay. His 'Sundressed' story is especially 'moistness inducing'. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sundres...
Who’s up for some late night smut?!
Two ways to get your hands all over my filthy words. Read: www.lushstories.com/profile/Spen... Listen: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/author/... courtesy of the brilliant @girlonthenet (join her Patreon!) #Erotica #EroticaCreator #EroticStories #EroticAudio #AudioPorn #NSFW
I think I noted during the recent Belfast riots that a certain kind of man is not really interested in protecting women & girls; he's interested in protecting the exclusive right of his kind of man to abuse and control women and girls.
Men will send me emails like this and then go rampaging on the streets of Dover and Portsmouth claiming they want to keep refugees out in order to “PROTECT OUR WOMEN!” Not a single one of the young male refugees I’ve worked with has ever spoken to me with such violent misogyny.
Trans rights are under greater attack than ever before. We cannot let politicians claim no one told them. Our friends at @transsolidarity.bsky.social are hosting a mass lobby TOMORROW from 1 – 5pm, in the Houses of Parliament. Join us bit.ly/4i91O8O
Mass Lobby for Trans Equality - 9th September 2026
The law around trans equality is fundamentally broken. Government inaction is hanging trans people and organisations out to dry - with a confusing mess of challenging rules and lawfare.
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Introduce yourself with 10 live acts you’ve seen: Alter Bridge Tremonti Chris Cornell Skunk Anansie Soundgarden GoGo Penguin Green Day Aerosmith Joe Bonamassa Special mentions for Springsteen and The Stones as they were bucket list acts, same as Pearl Jam still are…!
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Goldfrapp Ellie Goulding Eli and Fur Dua Lipa David Sanborn The Yellowjackets Diana Krall Blondie Simple Minds Jules Holland and the Rhythm and Blues Orchestra
"He’s taking control of one of the most basic things my body does – not by force or instruction, just by giving me permission to stop having to think about it. Follow his lead. I breathe in. Now out." #ICYMI this week's NEW #AudioPorn
Meditative anal: breathe for me | Girl on the Net
He’s taking control of one of the most basic things by giving me permission to not think about it. "Breathe for me..." with his dick pressed against my ass.
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Oldest nude in the camera roll. 2020. Started experimenting with depth, nudity and textures, and I really liked how this came out.
Oldest nude in the camera roll. 2020. Started experimenting with depth, nudity and textures, and I really liked how this came out.
I can repost this for #FCF, can’t I? I mean, even if you say no, I just have so there’s nothing you can do about it. Mainly because I fucking love that pink jumper…! #FatCockFriday
Outfit of the day 👕 / Withoutfit of the day 🍆
NEW EROTICA! The concluding part of my latest story is now live on my site. xx jaimieserotica.com/of-love-and-... #erotica #sexystories
NEW guest blog, by @thatdocphoenix.com 😍 I have never read anything that so perfectly encapsulates the true joy of sex. "It’s a creative and collaborative act, as important as any art form or Olympic sport." www.girlonthenet.com/blog/totalis...
Guest blog: The totalising fuck | Dox Phoenix on the joy of sex
"Sex is a creative and collaborative act, as important as any art form or Olympic sport." Dox Phoenix waxes lyrical (and beautiful) on the totalising fuck
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The sun is out in good ol’ Blighty so I am once again urging you horny bastards out into the heat to ruin each other! If you’re not already in the mood, let me help… www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sundres... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/summer-... www.lushstories.com/stories/flas...
Sundressed: Fucking by the sea | Audio porn by Spen Pritchard
"Just as the grass hides us, your favourite sundress covers our public indiscretion." Gorgeous audio porn written and beautifully read by Spen Pritchard.
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ORGONE THEORY The orgone accumulator is part science experiment, part esoteric fuck machine, part reverse glory hole. @thebishopblack3000.bsky.social + LYNX afourchamberedheart.com/cinema/orgone ✖️
Is it possible to fuck in a way that makes time stand still? NEW blog. Same old story. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-las... Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social 😍
Patreons! NEW #AudioPorn for this week is by the fabulous @jaimieserotica.bsky.social - and features a kinky, dominant (because those are the protocols) #SexRobot... Read by me because I couldn't fucking resist this character. www.patreon.com/girlonthenet...
In love with a strict machine - NEW audio by Jaimie! | Girl on the Net
In love with a strict machine - NEW audio by Jaimie! by Girl on the Net on Patreon. Join Girl on the Net's community for exclusive content and updates.
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If only there was a collection of audio stories where you could see if you share GOTN’s outlook…! 😉 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/author/...
Spencer Pritchard, Author at Girl on the Net
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Geordie accent is so perfect because it’s way sexier than cockney, slightly sexier than Mancunian, but still not quite as sexy as Scottish - so it’s like you’re eased into the correct level of horniness as you move north through the UK.
Love, Actually. Pretty much every character in the film is a detestable prick.
Whats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise? It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT. Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
Revisiting TWO OF SWORDS ⚔️ Play fighting, power exchange, fucking with the sanctity of the idea of a serious and sacred masculinity. @thebishopblack3000.bsky.social & @skully1888.bsky.social afourchamberedheart.com/cinema/two-o... ✖️
The standard to which I hold all cover versions. Most fail. youtu.be/5khbIklJV-8?...
Come Together
YouTube video by Soundgarden - Topic
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NEW EROTICA!!! The first part of a brand-new two-part story. 'And? I thought you were all for equal opportunities? Anyway, isn’t there something deliciously anti-patriarchal about having a male cleaner?’ jaimieserotica.com/of-love-and-... #erotica #sexystories
Not only was the eclipse stunning, but we were also treated to a bit of cloud iridescence just before the moon started to creep over the sun. Beautiful.
In a proper writing funk at the moment. Nothing’s coming and when something does eventually creep through, it’s either crap or uninspiring. I feel like I’m repeating myself. Even this whinge feels like I’ve spaffed it out before.
Anyone fancy a bit of calm, meditative, soft-dom #anal with plenty of praise and encouragement? NEW #AudioPorn just went up on Patreon www.patreon.com/girlonthenet...
Meditative anal - NEW audio by me | Girl on the Net
Meditative anal - NEW audio by me by Girl on the Net on Patreon. Join Girl on the Net's community for exclusive content and updates.
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