Nico Sphaliro
@sphaliro.bsky.social
I'm an artist who might post here if the social stonks go up enough. Commissions kinda closed.
Happy 16th birthday to my chiweenie, my chonquito hobbito, my sweetest, gentle, tsundere baby boy Taquito. He was adopted by an elderly man who died when he was 2. Since he doesn't know how to play & prefers cuddling, we assume he was his cuddle bug. He was sent to the pound... Enter: my sister.
I have a few digital collages of varying quality, let's start with a crappy lil' one that's straight up Forklift Certified. They all have weird amounts of meat (if not borderline gore) mixed with anime girls, for the most part.
(OC) simple Asha Lynn Lee pissed faces done in ink on paper. She's a pop star who gets kidnapped by a vampire & a cannibal, but is SUCH a bitch (reverent tone indicator) that she emotionally brutalizes them into compliance until the tables turn.
Traditional #shigaraki from #bnha comm for a friend I did a couple years back. I learned I can draw Monster Energy cans that day; I used ink & colored pencil then glossed some white pain over them to sorta sell the effect.
JACKING OFF POST SURGERY & more hilarious (yet painful!) acts to do without a gallbladder: Bsky "darling" Sphaliro tells all in his heartwarming/crotch-stimulating memoir! "I can never admit *how* I J.O," he says. "The virgin-hunters will hunt me down for my rare gap-moe. I'm scared..." How cool!
I'm friends with The Boiled One. He's very cute and fun
Here's a stupid comic I made when Oldschool Mickey Mouse got in the public domain. I don't endorse the shit gramps is spitting here, he's from another generation, man!
They make sure time travel never gets in the hands of the common man because the Vatican is devoted from keeping me from getting my hands on the ever-breedable Buster Keaton's mopey twink ass in between his delightful film stunts & antics. It would cause the President James Dean continuity (again)
Buster Keaton Reveals Hair & Reacts
ALT: Buster Keaton Reveals Hair & Reacts
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Vampire with braces for my tentative brand, [club nico]. I was/am going to do a collection of monsters with a twist to them like this, I have a mermaid WIP for the future as well.
Medieval bestiary style Fresno Nightcrawler design for a clothing brand I never quite got off the ground, but you could still find soft-launched from years back on P.O.D sites if you looked. I'll post a few designs here from it off & on.
"My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours." #fnaf #charlieemily
My OCs; the Space-Time Witch Soradjil-ha (Sora) & her hapless clone sent to earth by mistake, Sheila. Sheila might be the only person capable of stopping her, but unfortunately, Sheila got none of her brain cells, so she's literally too stupid to use their shared powers for this.
1/4 I got into the Walten Files so I drew some art of my OC Yohann in the style a while ago. [Yohann Straub 21 years old (born 1961) Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever]
My Spidersona, The Incorrigible Spider-Man. The goal was to make a really vile little guy with uncomfortable focus on toes. He does heroic things, mainly as an excuse to cannibalize bad guys, which he did before getting spidered. He's an idiot who assumes nobody likes him because they're homophobic.
Since I haven't had time to draw lately, I'm going to share some old art I've never shared on bsky before a few times a day or week, that has been uploaded on my tumblr in the past. It's mostly OCs, but also fan art for things like FNAF & Deadly Premonition.
Sometimes I see some of y'all reskeet fetish art I have absolutely no interest in, but it's totally harmless & chill regardless of how "weird" normies might think it is. I want you to know I see you & am giving you a chill nod & thumbs up. Keep being your own brand of freak, you crazy diamonds.
One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 2mo agosometimes i go back to look at the Hays Code just to irritate myself awake a bit more
Sorry I haven't been on in a hot minute, I just got out of the hospital after getting my gallbladder removed. You know how sick I was because I didn't even get to ask for photos of it to share. It was apparently twice as large as it should have been for someone twice my size, & full of stones.
Seiya Kanie Waking Up in Bed Anime
ALT: Seiya Kanie Waking Up in Bed Anime
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I finally found a Picrew that lets me become a snuff film star. Life is beautiful even on darkest of day. Please don't make me look weird. Just share here if you make one with you/your OCs, if you want, so I don't have to beg out loud like a freak. picrew.me/share?cd=EFy... #Picrew #ホラーメーカー0187
Is it too late to wish my fellow Trekkies a very merry May the 4th Be With You?
When is my character going to develop enough to either stop getting put through all this bullshit, because my god, I keep trying to get more interesting & have cooler irl lore but it's not fucking working. It's kinda doing the opposite by making me too sick to do cool shit
