if she's your girl then why is she using my battle mechanic?
if she's your girl then why do we share a leitmotif?
MUFFET
@spiderdcncing.bsky.social
all proceeds go to real spiders! ( they/she. icon: devilmilki on tumblr )
if she's your girl then why is she using my battle mechanic?
if she's your girl then why do we share a leitmotif?
will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)
AINT NO WAY BRO
] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous
THIS DONUT TASTES LIKE STRAIGHT UP SPIDERS
poor thing. [ cooing at her in a way that makes it hard to tell if they're making fun of her or not. ] i can't deny that all that is indeed a *little* pathetic, but there's no shame in that, dearie. in fact, it just makes you all the more intriguing..
[ Nodding pathetically. ] Uh huh ...
you shouldn't resign yourself to cleaning up everyone else's messes. what a waste of energy that would be!
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ Very much so, so many chaotic messes left and right. . . The only thing that can quell me is those who are organized ⠀⠀ or I can organize I suppose-
[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ] my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?
[ It would probably be very difficult to, since. Y'know. She's a giant CRT. ] WELL!!! For starters I'm old past my prime and no one wants to watch my shows or play my games anymore I'm both divorced and a child of divorce I have 97 mental illnesses I barely understand the internet and
[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ] of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)
[ Staring at them very sad and wet like a depressed little puppy ] Are you Sure you want to hear more ...
[ staring very hard at her ] do tell me more.
That's what I am, according to the general public!!!
pathetic men this, pathetic men that.. what about the pathetic women, hmm?!?!?!?!
ahuhu! if you say so. i'm sure i've been there, done that already in another universe. maybe even two universes.
%#*& THAT!!!! I’LL OPEN UP MY OWN [Burber]FRANCHISE
i don't say this often to fellow entrepreneurs, but i think an application at Monster Mcdonalds might be a better choice for you, dearie.
AND MY [Mixed Tapes]
that is part of the assorted garbage i mentioned, yes!
WHAT ABOUT MY [C Ds Nuts]?!?!??!?!???!!!!