I consider myself a generous and compassionate person, but I will never do anything nice for anybody. That's where I draw the line.

I think it’s pretty cool and normal that I need to play a Rocky-esque training montage in my head to psych myself up before making a phone call.

Rocky Balboa Sylvester Stallone - You Can Do It

ALT: Rocky Balboa Sylvester Stallone - You Can Do It

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Face it, tiger. I spoke too soon.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

You know that thing where @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social, special guest @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, and I hang out in the Lounge and talk about stuff and you listen and your life is improved immeasurably? This is one of those things.

@afterlunch.bsky.social · 3d ago

New Lounge! @paxholley.com, @spidey004.bsky.social, @michaelmay.bsky.social, @bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social, and @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social talk about Hitchcock movies, meeting Steve Guttenberg, The Odyssey, The Other Bennet Sister, and the magic of love. www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2026/08/448-...

Deal with it! I'm sassy and in your face and you know I'm ALWAYS going to tell it like it is. And it is..... I don't know... nice, I guess? DEAL WITH IT!!!!

With the new Spider-Man film coming out, it’ll be a busy weekend in theaters. Here are some movie etiquette reminders: —Silence your phone —Don’t bring your woodworking project from home —Don’t loudly ask why there aren’t any puppies dressed as first responders; that’s Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie

You got a war face? LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · last wk.

You got a war face? LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

I don’t understand why my colleague, Drexton, says I’m difficult to work with. Is it because I jump on his desk and loudly emulate the grunts, growls, and screeches of the Ecuadorian howler monkey? It must be, right? He certainly can’t prove I’m the one eating all his butterscotch pudding cups!

If I’m famous for anything, it’s for that one time in the late 90s when I got a Yahtzee on my last roll and narrowly beat my cousin, Bradwick. If I’m famous for nothing, that makes a lot more sense.

After taking an extended break from public appearances, my staff has mentioned that some of you have been concerned for my well-being and perhaps even a bit skeptical about my current status as it pertains to my… aliveness. I hope this photo reassures you that I’m doing great.

I tossed a dime into a well And made a wish as that coin fell And when I heard the splash, I knew My secret wish had just come true I had asked to grow some hair But I failed to mention WHERE… I joined the list of that well’s rubes And ended up with miles of pubes

Check out this @afterlunch.bsky.social game show where I answered “Don Knotts” no matter what movies I was given!

@afterlunch.bsky.social · last wk.

New Episode! @michaelmay.bsky.social and @spidey004.bsky.social welcome too many guests to fit into a single Bluesky post for another round of the Cast List card game. www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2026/07/447-...

With nothing more than several thousand popsicle sticks, glue, and my imagination, I can construct a large, very sturdy, but ultimately shapeless pile of popsicle sticks. #ItsNotBraggingIfItsTrue

OK, I’m sorry!

Daniel Benneworth-Gray@danielgray.com · 12mo ago

yeah graham

I found a Venn diagram that aptly explains the popularity of this post.

Rob Graham@spidey004.bsky.social · 2w ago

When I was approached by STREAM (Society for Toilets Relgated to Erect Ambulatory Males) to launch a campaign promoting urinals, I was concerned. But I held it in. Then we got started and everything just seemed to flow. (Also, they paid me twice.)

Yes, please. Now do an animated series.

I don’t want to brag but I only buy fancy ketchup.

When I was approached by STREAM (Society for Toilets Relgated to Erect Ambulatory Males) to launch a campaign promoting urinals, I was concerned. But I held it in. Then we got started and everything just seemed to flow. (Also, they paid me twice.)

Before I was WOOD, I was MEG.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Great story, E! News. But I wish you went with your original headline: “Tom Holland functions within the flow of linear time”

Drop a crush from your youth! 🥰

Michael DiGiovanni on vacation 🛫@theycallmedigio.bsky.social · 2w ago

Drop a crush from your youth! 🖤 (And still current crush)

Turns out I have a kink. 🥰

𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆@infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 2w ago

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

Every Wednesday, it's the same: did I hump enough today? Did I hump too much??? #HumpDayAnxieties

Awesome accomplishments: I put my shoes on the correct feet this morning. … … … … More to come!

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w ago

Weird accomplishments; I have an official My Little Pony based on me Deadpool uses my name in the first two movies and spoke at length about Women In Refrigerators I turned down Gene Simmons, Paris Hilton and Bacardi. My name was officially made into Babs Gordon’s middle name. More to come!

I don’t want to brag but I get a lot of email.

Ever have one of those days where you forget your vestigial tail can’t support your weight and you fall out of a tree while using both hands to eat a papaya? No? Oh. Uhhh… me neither.

Describe yourself in 3 fictional characters

Shawn Robare@shawnrobare.com · 2w ago

Describe yourself in 3 fictional characters