Don't get discouraged by his height. Radegast will gladly converse with everyone, even the tiniest one. To him, everyone deserves to be listened to. If you catch his interest, he'll even accompany you to your destination. Be it your home, the bus station or the coffee shop.

"Wh-what now, [READER]?!" Poor 'coon! Doesn't know that walking ahead distracts [READER] more than it does help lead them around. He adjusts the way his weapon leans against his shoulder, sighing as he waddles along, "Pick up the pace, slowpoke!"

"𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋!" Spiffo shouts at [READER] out of no where, safety vest and all. "Mandatory balls inspection!" Spiffo giggles, shaking his head but raising the sign, "Kidding, but this is a mandatory kiss... Inspection." It was anything but mandatory...

"Balls aren't real!" Spiffo nudges [READER]. Crossing his arms, eyes closed with a cocky smile, "Prove me wrong."

[Once I wake up from my nap I think I will remake Pinned and revive this account....... ..for now, I sleep

Currently performing rituals to figure out the tag combining #MVRP, #OPENRP, and a sprinkle of #SmutRP.

ㅤ ᴀᴅᴀᴍᴀɴᴛ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ. ㅤ

Zeus@so-stoplookin.bsky.social · 12mo ago

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻’ 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀? ————————————————— ⤷ 𝔼𝕤𝕡/𝔼𝕟𝕘. ⤷ 𝕊𝔽𝕎 & ℕ𝕊𝔽𝕎 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕟. ⤷ 𝕆ℂℂ 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕒𝕝.

[Alright. 90% sure I'm not following anyone problematic because I unfollowed a bunch of people who either weren't active here anymore or uh. Got in a lot of drama so.. Yeah.

[BAH! Spiffo will be alive soon.

⠀ He's gonna rest his balls on your face. Hmh, heavy. ⠀

[Maybe I should be more active on this account............................ But there's only so much a big booty raccoon can do, y'know?

"Oh boy." Spiffo is back. Again. Kinda.

⠀ 𝓐 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 , —⠀𝘐𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩, 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 . ⠀

y a w n . . . Spiffo's back! But, still sleepy as ever.

Spiffo has no time for silliness. Working overtime at Spiffo's©!

"Why's that?"

Nodding slowly.

" E w . "

[Sorry for not RPing here much. I'm um, kinda not feeling too happy and stuff. It's hard to muster up the chipper persona of Spiffo when I'm feeling moody 😓

Y a w n . . . "Oh, won't you hold me, [READER]?" Blink blink blink, puppy dog eyes from Spiffo!

"I- D U D E !" Spiffo lets out a sharp squeak, wiggling and squirming in the confounds of the window and the large avian fellow behind him. Although.. Each wiggle just seems to send ripples among those cheeks! "J-just ge'mme out, pretty please..!" He whines, but obviously he's not bothered.

"Bah!" Paws on his cheeks, wiggling side to side, "You're too sweet!" Yeah, no wonder this guy's a mascot. So cute.

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[Responses will come soon!!!! Hopefully later today but I've been super busy, sorry guys :(

ㅤ ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.” ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget. ㅤ Into men. ㅤ

𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐭 [🟡] // Your fav Lynx~@mrlongbard.bsky.social · last yr.

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