"sorry, my microphone is picking up my breathing" > proceeds to not mute microphone or change any audio settings

you can tell Mass Effect is fictional because they had to create a species that nuked each other into oblivion (Krogans) instead of just having the humans fill that role

tfw blissfully listening to a non-English musician and you get blindsided by the random song they sang in English

dog looking at me like i could turn off the rain and just refuse to

imagining a tribe called quest in school with their teacher being like "i don't know, CAN you kick it?"

presenting: a thread of GIFs featuring the surprise star of "Noise Some Makes" -- PA Kaylin Mahoney!

alternate universe where streaming video games stayed niche and unprofitable

the tuna melt is one of humanity's better inventions

where are the massively-multiplayer procedurally-generated souls-like ww2 zombie survival crafting ship-combat roguelites looking to play the worst game ever made

i played maybe 10 hours waiting for something interesting to happen and got tired of Clive's whole deal and also the game not really being fun to play still ranks as "not the worst one" because it's not 14

spirn@spim.website · last mo.

of all the final fantasy games i've played, final fantasy 16 is one of them

does going to a midnight showing of The Room count or is that not a bad movie

Defector@defector.com · 3w ago

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

how many chia pets are sacrificed to produce one bag of chia seeds

Frank Chipotle

Elizabeth Bear@matociquala.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought I'm Hank Scootboots

is there a Linux distro called Doors? you know, so you can upgrade from Windows

listening to a lot of French music lately. i don't understand the lyrics but that's also true for songs in English

coming home status: it'sn't

someone turned on the Hollywood Mexico filter here and all the green trees make it look like shit

the cool thing about stepping away from the computer (and phone) is that it's free

did this 120 star TAS have an accompanying dubstep hype video

an out and back run that's mainly uphill in the first half is that reaping/sowing tweet but inverted why don't i just run downhill all the time, this is easy

not giving a little respect to A Little Respect would be Erasure erasure

the designers of the HP 320K wired keyboard: we don't need to put any alternate functionality on F8, we've got everything covered. but make sure to add that dedicated printer key above backspace

europeans should stop being mad at random americans and just enjoy watching a nice game of soccer

"Southwest" seems like a really inefficient way to run an airline. there's like 7 other directions

on this July 4th, nothing but respect for MY presidents

in an effort to save energy my office is going to install lightbulbs that are more energy efficient. meanwhile they are going to continue to blast the air conditioning at 65 when it's in the 90s

fuck the sun

more on pronunciations: i believe people who make cooking videos should be required to take an intensive course on how to pronounce "jalapeño"

i don't have many unique experiences but i bet i think about the Eiffel 65 song where they just list off ps1 game titles way more than the average person