at the barcade/burger joint and i just watched a guy feed what must've been $20 in tokens into the tekken 2 machine only to continuously lose to michelle every single round

bro every movie is some film student's art project, for are we not all students of film creating works of art?

Why do we bash the otherwise-perfect society but never ask if the omelas-child has bad vibes? or is otherwise unpleasant to be around?

the file extension for keyboard shortcuts is "kys" because that is what adobe feels the types of users who set their own keyboard shortcuts should do. @adobelive.bsky.social @photoshop.adobe.com

sports games are too long.

treason's only a crime for people who aren't in the fucking club

Ring Video [nextdoor], i sleep Ring Video [you will die in seven days] Real Shit

no one needs to hear from someone whose bio still says "the millenial amelie"

making a film adaptation of The Henriad's second tetralogy where it is revealed that Falstaff has actually been ghost, the whole time in fact, from the beginning.

Is the cure for male loneliness completing the human instrumentality project? for the Atlantic by Gendo Ikari

i think if you successfully pay your taxes five years in a row you should get a free .gov joke domain

pokemon that have the Own Tempo ability should all be able to learn Metronome. They own the tempo.

controversial halloween opinion: reese's is pronounced "ree sees", non "ree sus". reece's pieces is pronounced "ree sees pee sees".

you've probably and accidentally eaten cat shit. but your cat has probably not eaten human shit. really make su think

i thought Montressor hated Fortunato, so why does he get him bricked up? #spookyseason

it is upsetting the degree to which i am able to identify with bill dauterive

is sean connery dead he's gotta be right?

as a grown ass man who sometimes struggles with a childproof lid they should really sell a "waiver of liability" version of ibuprofene with an easy-open pop top

the only time i had malort i drank it over ice and it was nice. sort of the mid point between johnnie walker red label and huffing acetone.

is regicide a crime if the country believes in the divine right of kings? like, your god did not stop me, nor act through a subject to stop me, nor act through the dispatched king to stop me - by your logic should i not be king now?

contrary to what my recent sponsored ads think, i have never wanted to picture myself like any quaid, let alone jack quaid

the first time i read the metamorphosis i got confused why gregor samsa wasn't going to work, i kept waiting for him to get to work, some change of scenery, talk to his boss in person. i "when are they going to get to the fireworks factory"-ied gregor "poochie" samsa.

there are blade runner shorts? yawn. call me when they make blade runner pants

pixar should remake cosmopolis in the "cars" universe

Just saw a photo of shane gillis for the first time, this guy is the hero of reactionary comedy? he looks like a thumb that made a wish to come to life. there's twenty five of these assholes in every bar in central WI and they all have a trivia team named"im not fat i've got a sweet hockey body"

did melkor secretly afflict galadriel and that's why she's hot?

the only time joel edgerton's falstaff would be considered appropriately fat in depiction would've been in 2000-2004

if u think im lyin check the couch, thats where im lyin

Every single year people are getting brutally assaulted by the cops after seeing yet another livestreamed public execution, and yet centrists are like "public executions? What are we, Asia?"

there should be a rotten tomatoes thats just for contemporary-to-release reviews