I thought I was done being the stooge after @clownyeensplat.bsky.social and I finished our show at the circus... how do I keep ending up in these silly predicaments?? >////< 🎨: @nx42.bsky.social #clowns #wetandmessy #WAM
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AD of @Clownyeensplat.bsky.social Major toon simpage They/Her Honk/honk Lvl 24 Minors DNI Pfp 🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
Footage of me finding out a new "feature" in real time.
Oh sweet I beat the first set of levels of Bubsy 4D before work and now my heads gonna be filled with thoughts of Bubsy null at work Bubsy is gonna jumpscare my headspace with flattened Bubsy and Bubsyflation on company time
Hi yes the buttering up has successfully worked As much as I love to push back and/ or be the bully my love of praise has successfully lowered each and every defense Makimg me a pile of creamy goop will have floaty hearts pop out I am too blushy too bully and too flustered to fight, you have won
Y'know after partaking in a heap load of ABDL clown role plays, purchasing lots of ABDL clown accessories, and the many pie shenanigans I've had involving such I've finally said fuck it we ball and made an entire ABDL account There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating
On one hand I have a sizeable amount saved up for something big I've been planning on for quite some time and I'm getting quite close On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me This takes a heavily strong will
So for the three last times I got high: I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream Which one of you jokers is lacing me
CW: ABDL 🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are
Getting pied while laying in bed has become less of a guilty pleasure and more of a staple of mine now All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter
Okay so clown tf has always really had a hold of me, but recently its grip is that of a vice That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities
Recently remembering the time I filled a bathtub with shaving cream and man I wanna pull a stunt like that again
During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick Absolute. Peak.
Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it? Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks 🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Just to let you know, I will objectify you Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3 Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!! (2/2)
Wonder what they can do... 🤔 Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!! (1/2)
Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation It’s like poetry it rhymes
Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person” How the tables have tabled
The fact that I accidentally taught my roommate what nullges are after copying and pasting a come out like post properly explaining where I fall on the ace spectrum forgetting that my post was from a kink server (Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
When I talk about cream pies, gags, and squirting I of course always mean it in the hottest way possible: The Toontown type of way