raaaah I wish I could go to sleep in clown without any consequences
Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 🔜 EF
@blazeneiro.bsky.social
[bʷa.zɛ.néʲ.ɾu], but call me [blæz] for short ^w^ they/he/she, 2(1) 🔞Clown hyena that loves pie throwing :o3 Currently living in Germany! 日本語を勉強しています！ pfp: @kendraws.art banner: @duskiglow.bsky.social
The best week of the year has begun honk honk :03
I made an elderly German man laugh yesterday and I feel like I have reached peak clown
Germany is transitioning me from vegetable hater to salad enjoyer
This is what happens when I am left alone inside a hardware store for more than 15 minutes 😈🍦 @absconderbun.bsky.social @meringuepuppy.bsky.social
I think someone complemented my outfit but they said a bunch of words I didn’t understand, so I used the ult and it failed again!! I have to learn this language
Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 🔜 EF@blazeneiro.bsky.social · 3w agohow did my "sprechen Sie Englisch" ult fail twice already
The Megaplex "15 babyfur panels" stuff is 100% manufactured drama from people who aren't even going to the convention lol The facts are, its ONE room used 15 times across 3 days (4-6 times a day) in a con that has 200+ panels. If you can't find something to do, you aren't even trying.
This is a very culturally significant holiday for me
Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · last yr.Praise be! It’s the 112th anniversary of the first custard pie thrown in someone’s face in a motion picture
I thought I was done being the stooge after @clownyeensplat.bsky.social and I finished our show at the circus... how do I keep ending up in these silly predicaments?? >////< 🎨: @nx42.bsky.social #clowns #wetandmessy #WAM
We needa start putting hyenas in zebra onesies like wolves with sheep onesies
Happy International Non-binary People's Day. Stay angry. #nonbinary #enby #trans #transgender #trans Art by @mxmorgan.com
how did my "sprechen Sie Englisch" ult fail twice already
My nocturnal hyena brain is not used to it being so bright so late @w@
I’m changing my phone language to German now and dealing with the consequences in the morning wish me luck
Absolutely despicable of Barq to invite this stupid child to their panel, and then only issue an apology on Bluesky, and not on X where the offending comment was, and where the bigots are happy to bash our community. Way to stand up for the community. Really showing where your real values are.
BARQ!@barq.app · last mo.Users have reached out regarding posts made on social media by a guest from yesterday’s panel which were posted after the panel had concluded. To make our stance clear: we do not support or condone those posts, and we condemn any calls for violence. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
Petition to change the definition of vibe coding to “coding while being vibrated by a vibrator”
getting pied in the face while being vibrated >>>>>
