This made me think. Appreciate you sharing.
Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce
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From the mind of my brain
I’m so pissed off because we came up with such a good idea for the next movie like 3 days after birdbrain wrapped and now Spencer and I have to wait to finish birdbrain before we start working on it lmao
I just dookie bombed my toilet back to the Stone Age. Turned to flush and found I was only squatting on the bank of a flowing river
I hope you do pork back up again though o love the plump swollen belly
When you turn on the lights at your white friend’s house and see their imaginary friend scurry into the corner <<<<<
My internal monologue: fuck everyone can tell I’m not doing any work at all I provide no value to this company I’m going to get fired immediately Internal monologue of guy who’s about to get a $6,000 bonus: Arooba Jamaica oo I wanna take yeah Berduda Bahama come one pretty mama
On her deathbed Junko Furuta received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
(Guy who thinks “Letting it linger” means jacking off in basketball shorts and just busting into the basketball shorts no tissue and falling asleep without changing pants) I love the Granberries 🥰
Props I had to commission for BIRDBRAIN, the movie I'm making
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Daft punk had to stop making music because they were playing poker with me and went all in and had to bet their helmets
How couples argue in jackbox games Wife: you come home and you just act like I’m not here. What else am I supposed to do? I’m not disposable 2👍 Husband: booty hairs 115👍
*talking to my friend* who gives a fuck man it doesn’t matter at all money is like a concept and shit and the stock market is completely fake *we walk past a homeless guy* sorry brotha no actualization on me
They hired me to be the guy at the airport who yells at all the cars at the pickup section but I got too into it and started hitting the cars really hard and hurting the drivers
Does anyone want to make a sex tape with me?
Dick game so trash I got my roommates behind me doing the Wii bowling jump and spin when i pull out
People were arguing about if you’re allowed to root for USMNT if you’re a leftist but failed to consider that USMNT will never win anything, which is one of the most leftist things you can do
Over the weekend a guy asked me as I was leaving the bar what team I wanted to win the World Cup and I said Antarctica because I was trying to be funny and I didn’t hear this but my friend told me that the guy said my answer annoyed him so much he wanted to fight me lol
Having enough space in the dishwasher to use a colander honestly feels more decadent than caviar
I am officially rooting for all the first world Christian White nations of this earth. Gutsy win from Belgium, a country full of people who actually have to work instead of living on handouts like Senegal. Thank you FIFA!
Got so drunk over the weekend I accidentally asked my brother if I can make a 3D model of his body
my tip got creamy at gardevoir island
I’m AI Johnny Knoxville, and this is counting how many Rs are in the word Strawberry