Spooky J. Weaselbones
@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
The most popular dead weasel on bluesky For booking/press inquiries please contact complaintsdept@dominospizza.gov
I got too many, but nothing tops watching people make eye contact and conversation with a handsome chunk of foam they’re allowing themselves to believe is alive. It’s real magic 🥹
QTP with a hobby that brings you joy.
The worst thing about learning to beatbox is that it’s the only way to discover that nobody likes beatboxing
My favorite MAĠA trait: constantly threatening to make their own versions of things with zero follow through
It is now 158 followers who would absolutely tell me if Pepsi Blue came back
I have less than 100 followers, but every single one of them would let me know if the McDonald’s Southwest salad came back and that’s loyalty that gods dream of
And the Oscar goes to… Ultimate Frequency for Relax Sleep Instantly 10 Hours!
Ending every text with “lol ahh” so nobody knows my age
The MythBusters going off the air feels like the death of some mythical protective tree and every year since that day the forest has gotten more and more gnarled and twisted with shitbrainery
Europeans visiting America, what has been the most surprising thing about Toyotathon?
British people forfeited control over the English language they day they adopted the phrase “lovely jubbly”
Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”
Post a movie that the great filth have failed to venerate
Post a movie you like that a lot of people hate.
Any artists around on the interwebs who do this style?
Weather forecast called for precipitation Don’t nothing on my head and tell me it’s raining!
sometimes u have a week that is so horrible that you model a screen accurate moxy to recoup
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Hearing a Game of Thrones reference in a pre-2018 TV show is kinda like when you’re watching a movie and you spot the Twin Towers You’re like, “ah, before it all changed”
I acted upon a thought to draw Beavis and Butthead in my style :P