The words who, what, where, when, and how have corresponding compound words starting with “some” indicating an indeterminate person, thing, place, time, or method: someone, something, somewhere, sometime, and somehow. Yet there is no such word to correspond with “why.” Can we make “somewhy” happen?
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
“Matt McCool, the top U.S. Secret Service agent in New York, is overseeing security for Mr. Trump’s attendance at Game 3 and said his agency would coordinate closely with the Police Department.” This is the fake name an 8-year-old would make up when pretending to be a Secret Service agent
Mamaaaaa, ooooooooohhh, I’m a little guy, I sometimes wish that I was really tall (guitar solo)
So we’re saying that pyros like a different kind of porno than everyone else?
The three decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich honestly sounds not bad w/o the arsenic sauce of course
Google AI just gave Addison Barger a 48% chance to get a hit before his AB started and the announcers were NOT buying it
I’ve been insulting these potatoes for like 10 minutes now but it’s really hard to tell if they’re thin skinned
The grammar police goes to war with the army it has, not the army it’s got
Our lead is disappearing into thin air / better call Rudy with the Gobert
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought oh fuck oh fuck fuck no shit motherfucker fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUCK
More fake news from the liberal media, Monster Island is actually a peninsula
Oh you ran a marathon? That’s nice. Me I’ve only run one race in my life. The HUMAN race
If you ever stop and think about why and how we are here on earth and have consciousness it becomes so terrifying that you really just have to stop and watch some basketball
Updated version of Darmok and Jalad for a society that communicates only through memes
