Hey guys, I want to get ahead of this. Yes, @chipchantry.bsky.social and I broke into a French chateau and stole Daft Punk's helmets and have been touring the Northeast (Philadelphia) pretending to be Daft Punk and an angry Philly crowd chased us and beat us with the helmets when they found out.
That's not very long, but I support you on your journey.
My wife dropped a grape in the sand and a seagull walked up and ate it. His friend swooped in and screamed at us, demanding his own grape. He stood there for a half hour. I really wanted to give him a grape but I did not because I respect the Law of The Beach.
You never see the Little Caesars mascot running around anymore. I assume he died.
I will gladly watch your dog whenever you need but there's one thing you must know and it's non-negotiable: When I am eating a piece of cheese, your dog will also be eating a little piece of cheese.
Ignoring the Sublime song, XPN is playing bangers from 1996: DJ Shadow, Luscious Jackson, ATCQ, Nada Surf. My 96 faves Sebadoh - On Fire Wrens - Rest Your Head Lush - Ladykillers Sloan - Good in Everyone REM - Bittersweet Me Descendents - When I Get Old Ash - Girl from Mars youtu.be/wXuIQa9uzpg?...
Jawbox - "Mirrorful"
YouTube video by DischordRecords
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Incredibly sad, love this guy. Rest in Peace, Glen Hansard. youtu.be/TyFYCyGpnFw?...
Glen Hansard - When Your Mind's Made Up (live bei TV Noir)
YouTube video by TV Noir
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My neighbor put four full lawn & leaf bags on his grass by the curb last week and every day I moved each bag a little bit to a new spot so the grass underneath wouldn't burn out.
I had a two-hour window between projects so instead of getting fresh air I stayed at my desk and pulled together a bunch of very enjoyable Bluesky posts. Pls read and follow these folks. It's like doomscrolling sans doom. www.gojeffgo.com/best-of-blue...
Best of Bluesky – Volume 5
In the grand tradition of the first four volumes of Best of Bluesky, I have complied for you another raucous roundup of very funny posts from very funny people.
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Yes indeed! This Suddenly, Tammy! banger made it onto many of my mid 90s mix tapes. youtu.be/dmYj3N29Cyo?...
Suddenly, Tammy - Hard Lesson [HQ Video]
YouTube video by Aaron Clow
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Vic Svaporub@vicsvaporub.bsky.social · last wk.Don't forget Lancaster PA's own Suddenly, Tammy!
when there's a map at the beginning of a book? brother I am IN
Listen to a radio station that doesn't usually play Pink Floyd but are now playing Pink Floyd. You don't need to do that, Pink Floyd has been played enough.
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
R.E.M. released Lifes Rich Pageant 40 years today. The apostrophe was deliberately omitted from the album title. Peter Buck stated, “We all hate apostrophes. Michael insisted, and I agreed, that there’s never been a good rock album that’s had an apostrophe in the title.” youtu.be/7vgEWp7Voyk?...
These Days (2011 Remaster)
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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Calling Philly sports talk radio to chat about Pogačar winning his fifth Tour de France. I'll let ya know how it goes.
Ordering off the secret menu at the barbershop to get my haircut "animal style"
“I’m always late.” Hahahah ok cute. I don’t care what the reason is STOP IT.
Pro wrestling themed coffee shop named Chief Jay Strongbrew’s. Is this anything??
Lunch time! Gonna type "LeBron James" in my Bluesky search to see fans from all around the country congratulating and wishing Philly well!
You guys realize we're getting like 15 seasons of Ted Lasso, right? www.etonline.com/jason-sudeik...
Jason Sudeikis to Pay Olivia Wilde Over $27K a Month in Child Support
The pair's custody dispute had been ongoing for more than a year.
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My Thursday Night Beer was warm so I was forced to add three ice cubes (pls don't judge) and it was fine. Let me know if you want more bev hacks.
