I want to be the senior farm dog to a Little. Just hauling my body up from my dog bed to sit on the carpet next to them as they pet my ears a little too hard and point to their cartoons to explain to me all their favorite characters. I'm going to eat so many spilled cheerios.
I was using a word counting program to work on my speech, and with each line, I could see the "Reading Level" dropping lower and lower with each additional thought, meaning my ideas were conformably making the whole thing dumber and dumber, and that's how I knew it was ready.
How was this 10 years ago? These times, they are a-changing.
Man, I was listening to a podcast where the guys got onto the subject how "All guys trim their pubes, no guys are out there letting it go wild." And I'm just thinking... ⭐✨Wrong. ✨⭐
I wonder if it's OK to be so casual about drama. On one hand, I think ignoring people acting in bad faith for attention is appropriate. On the other, it does impact people and communities I care about. But sometimes it feels like my best advice is "You're gonna laugh about this some day."
Found out a friend refers to me as "Spotted Leon," which is kind of amazing learning I have another nickname that I wasn't even aware of. You snuggle with Spotty. You cuddle with Leon. With Spotted Leon, you strap in and FEEL THE G'S.
I've been so sappy lately. Like, I'm feeling emotional, but in a positive sense. I'm just 20-ply soft.
Here's to National Nude Day! At least my clothes won't smell like smoke!
Very canine affirming to get sick from eating bad food. We're really just one step away from a rattle in the kitchen and someone charging after me with a "What are you getting into?! What's in your mouth!?"
I didn't get enough sleep and it's left me super soft and emotional and tenderhearted today... ...and then I remember it's because I stayed up till 3AM cranking it.
Old pic but always a favorite because this is when I just fully evolved into a dirty uncle. Butthole hat, american flag speedo, big boots, and a fat cigar.
So I'm technically supposed to be off today but I'm ducking in early to try to get everyone prepped... and I kind of suspect this will roll into an actual day at work.
I glued a magnet to the bottom, trying to give it extra weight to make it roll faster. I wasn't anticipating a metal track. It stuck there and didn't move at all. This is proof that I've just been *like this* since I was 5.
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Talking with a buddy about cruising. It felt like 10 years ago, I had a whole circuit of parks and public bathrooms and bookstores to hit up. But it's not even really a thing I consider these days. I can't tell if I'm just getting older or if the entire scene has shifted.
I didn't get enough sleep last night and its got me feeling 20 ply soft.
this is what happens if you invite orf and his bunny to your sex party #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #terriblecomicday2026 #lateandterriblecomicday2026
I keep telling myself I'm going to wait for Deltrarune to be complete before I play it, which will probably be another 2-3 years... but then again, I wonder if I'm getting a worse experience by not doing it on release. I think a reason I didn't like KR0 was because I marathoned it.
Humpday already? I felt a little behind... (📷: @pupperdante.bsky.social )
Our new single “I Want You (I Want Him Too)” is streaming everywhere now!!!!
I've been using a manga reader to avoid doom scrolling. I ended up going through all of One Piece and Naruto, and just finished Angel Sanctuary. I'm open to suggestions on what to read next. I was thinking of reading Monster, it's one of those series that's always on "Best of all time" lists.
George STRAIGHT? Not during Pride month! :< Bring on George Gay!
